I Need To Show You Something

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[upbeat music] All America all the time. Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for The Dan Bongino Show.

Dan Bongino· Host0:09

Hey, a big thank you right out of the gate. I, again, cannot possibly thank the best audience in the business enough. Everything is due to you guys. I can only listen to the show once when I do it. I don't go back and listen to myself again. So the Triton rankings came out, and, you know, a lot of these rankings measure different things, downloads, live viewers, but I'm really proud and happy to say we popped in the, uh, March rankings, March 2026, number three, thanks to you all. The doomers, of course, went crazy. The doomers and black pillars, they just... It is just like a tick in them. It won't go away. It burrowed in. I'm sorry, doomers. I'm sorry you're so Bongino-centric in your life that everything revolves around me in your life. I realize I own you guys. I get that. I don't wanna own you guys. I don't wanna go... It's like a jalopy car you don't want anymore. I don't... I've tried to donate it and give it away. I don't want it. However, they're there. I own you guys. I know you're upset. I saw the meltdowns. Every single month, they come out with a new story. Did you see? They're like, "The first show, the second show, forget it. The third week, no. The second month." And then some guy asks me, "Well, what about the April numbers?" I don't know, dipshit. April's not over yet. Are