"You Smell Like Hospital" with Trixie and Katya
6/9/20261 hr 17 min
Upon the pale and trembling threshold of a Beverly Hills hospital bed, where machines blinked like tiny frigid stars and the kingdom of Katya's body had been besieged by a cruel and venomous gastrointestinal blockade, our weary hero lay suspended between breath and utter oblivion. Death itself dared to come near, draped in her midnight robes, whispering with a grave and ancient confidence that the final curtain was about to fall. But from the ash-gray ruins of this digestive agony, from the tubes and terror and the bulbous belly of a still-defiant distended stomach, Queen Zamo rose like a blazing phoenix crowned in yellow fire, eyes bright with impossible fury and screams of bravado ringing out amongst the hospital corridors. As Katya stared into Death’s hollow, arrogant, bony face, she lifted her battered soul like a shimmering sword and declared, with the force of every dawn that had ever conquered night, “Fu** off, Miss Death. I have a podcast to record." Need a website? Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: https://www.squarespace.com/BALD This Summer, quit nicotine and stay quit! Text JOINKATYA to 88709 and sign up for EX Program today! If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time. Use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order at: https://bit.ly/3OdtU5X Before Metabolism Ignite sells out again, control your cravings and boost your energy the natural way! For up to 65% off your order, use code BALD at: https://VeracityHealth.co To get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months, use code 50BALD at: https://Greenchef.com/50BALD Shop the amazing Bath & Body Works "White Barn Neutrals" collection now at: https://bathandbodyworks.com Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:18
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