You Can't Live With Them... | Reading Reddit Stories
3/7/20261 hr 9 min
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3:05 I sleep at my bf's place instead of at home with my roommate https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship\_advice/comments/1pk259v/how\_bad\_is\_it\_that\_i\_22f\_sleep\_at\_my\_boyfriends/
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14:27 I moved out mid-lease after my roommate's gf said I was creepy https://www.reddit...
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Shane· Host0:32
I'm Shane, and today's theme is roommates. And I'm joined by my two current roommates, Tommy and Damien.
Damien· Guest0:39
You know?
Tommy· Guest0:40
[laughs] No.
Damien· Guest0:41
We were so quiet.
Shane· Host0:42
I know, but I found you.
Damien· Guest0:44
Aw, shoot.
Shane· Host0:45
I heard you, and I found you.
Tommy· Guest0:47
I've been, I've been, I've been under, under it.
Damien· Guest0:48
Yeah.
Tommy· Guest0:49
I've been in the b- the floor part.
Shane· Host0:50
Someone's been eating my Chef Boyardee, and- I hope so [laughs] It's not, it's not Boyar-me. [laughs] Okay, okay.
Tommy· Guest0:56
So it's gotta be Damien.
Damien· Guest0:57
It's me.
Tommy· Guest0:58
Yeah.
Shane· Host0:58
Okay.
Tommy· Guest0:58
Well, tell you what, Shane.
Shane· Host0:59
Because that was funny, Damien, you're kicked out.
Damien· Guest1:00
Okay.
Tommy· Guest1:01
Okay.
Damien· Guest1:01
Don't worry. We're gonna both move out tonight. Don't you worry.
Shane· Host1:05
[laughs] You guys.
Damien· Guest1:09
[laughs] Please add Velcro sound effect as we do that to just show that we're tired as fuck.
Shane· Host1:13
[laughs] Jesus.
Damien· Guest1:13
Right. We're sleepy.
Shane· Host1:15
Um, we've done roommate episodes before.
Damien· Guest1:18
Yeah.
Shane· Host1:18
I know you have. I, I think we've, I think- I think maybe ... we've done so many roommate episodes.
Tommy· Guest1:22
I've had roommates before.
Shane· Host1:23
Yes. [laughs] Um, roommate stories always, I, they kind of irk me the most- Yeah ... in weird ways.