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5/4/20261 hr 11 min

On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are hanging after a night at Sam Faiers’ launch, where they battled cheap rosé, a terrifying glass lift and a mission to meet actual Spice Girl Mel B. Anna gives us the full debrief from her trip to Parliament, including the low down on the loos and Lu decides she's going to become an MP.

Plus, a listener dilemma about whether love can come back after betrayal, a message about a sex injury, the girls get into Russell Brand’s viral Piers Morgan interview, chat about the UK’s smoking and vaping crackdown, and a deeply disturbing tuna oil confession.

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First 90 seconds
  1. Luisa Zissman· Host0:00

    [upbeat music] This is a Global Player original podcast.

  2. Anna Williamson· Host0:05

    Be warned, it's Louhana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront [laughs] opinions, rants, fants, and general explicit content, but you know you love it. How would you feel if your daughter had, had sex with Russell Brand at 30? It was really awkward and quite- Yeah ... embarrassing.

  3. Luisa Zissman· Host0:23

    Yeah.

  4. Anna Williamson· Host0:23

    It's May bank holiday, bitches, have a jig around the maypole. I am now MP Lou Lou. It was wall-to-wall stinking of diarrhea. If it's got a screw top, I'm not drinking it. And as if it couldn't have got any worse, when they opened the theater doors to put me under for the operation, oh. [laughs] [laughs] [upbeat music] Good morning.

  5. Luisa Zissman· Host0:51

    Good morning.

  6. Anna Williamson· Host0:52

    The thing I'm laughing is- It's so bright in here ... we are hanging out of our asses, [laughs] and Lou is just being so sass. She's sitting here with her sunglasses on.

  7. Luisa Zissman· Host1:02

    [laughs] My toy poodle. [laughs] I haven't got a bra on either, which is like the most- The titties are out ... un-attraction thing.

  8. Anna Williamson· Host1:07

    Well, you got good tits, to be fair.

  9. Luisa Zissman· Host1:08

    Oh, God, I need to have my boobs redone.

  10. Anna Williamson· Host1:10

    No, you don't. I actually was looking at your boobs- No, I do ... yesterday.

  11. Luisa Zissman· Host1:12

    I think mine's ruptured.

  12. Anna Williamson· Host1:12

    When you were naked, we were, we were naked together, guys. [laughs] Uh, but when, when we were getting ready to go out, I was looking at your boobs, and I was like, "They're really good boobs."

  13. Luisa Zissman· Host1:20

    Really?

  14. Anna Williamson· Host1:21

    Really good boobs. Seriously. Yeah.

  15. Luisa Zissman· Host1:22

    One's bigger than the other.

  16. Anna Williamson· Host1:23

    Mm, doesn't notice.

  17. Luisa Zissman· Host1:25

    I can notice it. And also, this one, it feels- You've just got good nipples. It, I have got... You know, I've- You've got good-

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