Xi’s Just Not That Into You
5/16/202657 min
China blows smoke up Trump’s skirt, Rand Paul’s son gets hot under the collar, and Marco Rubio slips into something a little more comfortable. This week, Outlander star Sam Heughan and Lovett explore online fandom and only one survives. Hacks’ Caitlin Reilly sweeps us off our feet and into the distant past, and we all journey to cloud nine for a hilarious round of Second Thoughts.
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First 90 secondsJon Lovett· Host0:00
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Speaker 20:51
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Jon Lovett· Host0:53
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Speaker 21:23
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