X-RATED: Is it normal for my man to be doing this whilst I'm asleep?!!
3/18/202658 min
X-RATED is BACK and we’re diving headfirst into our sexual awakenings… because apparently when Shrek turns human in Shrek 2, that did something to Sophia! From dolphins allegedly plotting kidnappings, to Blue Therapy debates, to the most unhinged confessions (yes, we’re talking peeing, unexpected kinks, and questionable bedtime behaviour 😭)… this episode is all over the place in the best way. It’s chaotic and honestly? We might need help. P.S. Gerald, if you’re listening… please don’t kidnap us.
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First 90 secondsCinzia· Host0:00
[singing] You know the drama is never ending. Don't let it get the best of you.
Sophia· Host0:08
We're getting crazy today in the bedroom.
Cinzia· Host0:11
It's getting crazy- We're getting naked today in the bedroom ... today in the bedroom.
Sophia· Host0:15
We're getting crazy today in the bedroom.
Cinzia· Host0:18
We're getting xx, xx, rated, rated.
Sophia· Host0:22
[laughs] Yeah.
Cinzia· Host0:23
Yeah.
Sophia· Host0:24
Xx, xx rated, rated, rated, rated. [laughs] Did you see Britney was arrested?
Cinzia· Host0:27
[gasps] I did see that.
Sophia· Host0:29
It's okay. We won't talk about it 'cause she's probably just- You should read her book ... going through something.
Cinzia· Host0:33
It's really good. I've been trying to get Mark to read Britney's book for a long time.
Sophia· Host0:36
Does Mark read?
Cinzia· Host0:37
Mark's got Britney's book.
Sophia· Host0:38
But he's not read it?
Cinzia· Host0:40
No.
Sophia· Host0:40
Do my- But I think he'd love it ... do my sleeves look huge? [laughs] [laughs] 'Cause right now...
Cinzia· Host0:44
Sophia said today- She's got a very large jacket on today ... that I wasn't allowed to take my jacket off 'cause my arms look too pale. She said I'm not allowed to take it off.
Sophia· Host0:54
[laughs] Rosie can vouch for me that that is a lie.
Cinzia· Host0:57
[laughs] So I've gotta sit here in my outdoor coat.
Sophia· Host0:59
Take it off then.
Cinzia· Host1:00
No. [laughs] [laughs] I'm too fearful. I'm too scared my face doesn't match my arms.
Sophia· Host1:03
Rosie said, "Your face is definitely a different color to your arms." [laughs] [laughs] So I said- Help ... I agree. Yeah.
Cinzia· Host1:11
Help.
Sophia· Host1:11
But we were being honest. You said, "Are my arms too pale?"
Cinzia· Host1:14
No, I appreciate it. Look- And I said, "Yeah, they are pale.
Sophia· Host1:17
You're gonna not like that."
Cinzia· Host1:18
Yeah, and I told you that you had a little something on your lip.
Sophia· Host1:20
And I appreciate that- And you know what that is? ... honesty.
Cinzia· Host1:22
What is that? Friendship.
Sophia· Host1:24
Friendship.
Cinzia· Host1:24
Yeah.
Sophia· Host1:25
I'm asking you if I look okay. I need you to tell me- Absolutely ... if it's a yes or a no.
Cinzia· Host1:27
It was merely a joke.