X-RATED: He said I got chlamydia from GOD...
5/26/20261 hr 1 min
Buckle up and strap in, hussies, because X-RATED is BACK!!! We're in for a wild ride this week as the girls play their new word game and our Sarahs admit to sending spicy texts to the wrong recipient... imagine sending a nude to the family group chat... MORTIFYING! Sophia and Cinzia try to solve your dilemmas, from one Sarah being unable to reach her pinnacle with her Brian, to another Sarah not even being able to take her PJ top off before the deed was done. Oh, and apparently, according to one Brian, you can get chlamydia from GOD!!!
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First 90 secondsCinzia· Host0:00
He went straight in for the kill and he had finished.
Sophia· Host0:02
I was so disappointed.
Cinzia· Host0:05
He- No warmup, no rehearsal ... right. I think he just knew if he started, like, stroking you when he, he was on the sofa, he was just gonna come then.
Sophia· Host0:11
Yeah.
Cinzia· Host0:11
It was over. Like, I think he was so... He, his balls were full of- He was on the verge of an explosion ... so much. He was just like, "If she touches me now- I'm gonna explode ... I'm gonna explode." And obviously this is what's happened. He was so scared and he kn- He should've gone to the toilet- Sort yourself out ... had a wank, released himself ...
Sophia· Host0:27
think of your grandma and relax. Like- But he can't, Sophia ... this is our first time ...
Cinzia· Host0:30
he can't, Sophia. He's never seen tits like it. Do you know what I mean? You know the drama is never ending. Don't let it get the best of you.
Sophia· Host0:39
What's up, you guys?
Cinzia· Host0:41
What is up? Welcome to the Girls' Bathroom Podcast.
Sophia· Host0:45
Welcome to the show- Absolutely ... my friend.
Cinzia· Host0:47
Blueberry is- How are we?
Sophia· Host0:48
How are we feeling today? We feeling good?
Cinzia· Host0:50
Yeah, I'm feeling good.
Sophia· Host0:51
Yeah, awesome.
Cinzia· Host0:51
Blueberry's sat with us today because the, the, the other sofa's not here, so she's had to- Yeah, she's back on the set ... she's been choosing not to sit with us, which is kinda sad, but she's growing up.
Sophia· Host0:59
Drinks are on route. We're gonna have- Oh ... no spillages today. We had a big spillage last week.
Cinzia· Host1:03
Oh, we did.
Sophia· Host1:04
And we're not gonna have that today, 'cause every drop counts.
Cinzia· Host1:07
I'm really excited for my beverages this morning.
Sophia· Host1:10
Me too. Blueberry's- Blueberry ... excited too. She's started the barking already.
Cinzia· Host1:13
Come sit and rest.
Sophia· Host1:14
So welcome back, everyone.
Cinzia· Host1:16
It's X- Happy Wednesday ... rated today.
Sophia· Host1:18
It's X-rated, and we are also- This is what got me out of bed this morning ... playing a game today. Would you like to introduce the game, Chintz? We have done this a little bit on Patreon, and I'm not gonna lie, it puts us on edge slightly.