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WONK ALERT! 2026 NFL Schedule Reaction & Standup Comedy

5/15/20261 hr 7 min

The 2026 Schedule is out and Dan Hanzus, Marc Sessler & Conor Orr react to the major storylines. Which teams will start 0-3? Then, alongside Ricky Hollywood, they all give their best NFL standup sets and it gets... dark.

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  1. Speaker 10:00

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  3. Dan Hanzus· Host0:38

    [upbeat music] Heyo. Hello, and welcome to Heat The Call. It's a football show. Dan Hanzus here with Mark Sessler, Connor Orr. Second show of the week. We're right smack in the middle of May. And Sessy, you know there is one more, one more event that, that the NFL has been able to create before it goes truly dark in terms of tent poles. It is the schedule release, uh, which just dropped and we will be discussing today. And, uh, yes, while mileage

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