Winnie the Peacemaker...

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[electronic trilling] I need a barista truck for my popup and a mohawk for Marcus. He's a poodle.

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[dog barks] Marcus approves.

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[upbeat jingle] [rock music] Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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Armstrong and Getty.

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And now, here's Armstrong and Getty.

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[rock music] You can consider us the audio version of a one-page memo. Live from Studio C.

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Studio Señor.

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A dimly lit room deeper than the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty communications compound. And hey, y'all, today, Thursday, Little Friday, we're under the title of- Xi Jinping plays Winnie the Peacemaker. Or Putting the Poo in Pulitzer. [scoffs] The Pulitzer prizes are just crap. [sighs] I laid off that the other day. I- I've always been a big Pulitzer Prize fan. Used to be, anyway, 'cause, uh, it would, it- it would indicate some books I had to read, and the list this year is... I mean, they keep going further down the road of, uh, virtue signaling- Oh, yeah ... with their prizes, and the list this year is hilarious. There's not an article,