Willow Crest Falls
5/12/202635 min
Ralph and Denny with minimal help from Blind Freddie find Willow Crest Falls, along with members of The Children of Davey Boy. The question is, is Brandon there too? They're destined to find out. Ralph heads to Willow Crest Falls PD and Denny talks to some rather interesting civilians.
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
[tense music] Okay, right.
Ralph Backlin· Host0:07
Uh.
Speaker 20:07
Uh.
Speaker 00:07
So first thing's first.
Speaker 20:08
I'm sleepy.
Speaker 00:09
We're gonna find the trail.
Speaker 20:10
Yes.
Speaker 00:11
Right? Right. Then we're gonna follow that trail- Yeah ... right to him.
Ralph Backlin· Host0:15
Dude, how the fuck are you here?
Speaker 00:17
What was that?
Speaker 20:17
Why are you here, dude?
Ralph Backlin· Host0:19
Yeah, I'm curious about that.
Speaker 00:20
I... Now, see, like, like I said before, I was following you guys the whole time.
Ralph Backlin· Host0:23
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 00:24
Uh, figured maybe you needed my help.
Speaker 20:25
It's weird.
Ralph Backlin· Host0:26
No, dude, it doesn't add up. Why the fuck were you following us? You didn't even know what we were doing.
Speaker 00:30
All right, keep it, keep it on the down low though.
Ralph Backlin· Host0:32
Okay.
Speaker 00:32
Okay?
Ralph Backlin· Host0:33
Uh.
Speaker 00:33
Here it is. Uh- I'm listening, dude.
Speaker 20:36
God ...
Speaker 00:36
the guy that does the, the podcast that you're looking for, Brandon, right?
Speaker 20:40
Brandon.
Ralph Backlin· Host0:40
Yeah, right.
Speaker 00:41
Right. Uh, he's the only person that ever hires me.
Ralph Backlin· Host0:44
Oh.
Speaker 00:45
So, you know, I wanted to find him, too.
Ralph Backlin· Host0:47
Now it makes sense.
Speaker 20:48
Blind Freddy, I got a question.
Speaker 00:50
Yeah.
Speaker 20:50
I got- Right ... friends from Australia, and I've talked to- Oh, yeah? ... uh, several times- You do? ... and all that.
Speaker 00:54
Oh, yeah?
Speaker 20:55
What, like, area of Australia are you from? Because your accent's dog shit.
Speaker 00:58
Oh. Well, um- Dude ... do you know the, uh, north west area?
Speaker 21:04
Not really, no.
Ralph Backlin· Host1:05
No, yeah.
Speaker 01:06
N- Now, have you ever heard of, uh, Porksmith?
Speaker 21:09
Porksmith? No.
Ralph Backlin· Host1:10
Uh-uh.
Speaker 01:11
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 21:11
Sounds fake, dude.
Speaker 01:12
Porksmith. Yeah, that's where I'm from then.
Speaker 21:13
Th- That's where you're from then?
Speaker 01:14
No, the, I just... That's where I'm from then, you know?
Speaker 21:17
Uh.
Speaker 01:17
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 21:18
Uh, uh- It doesn't matter now ... all right.
Speaker 01:19
Right?
Speaker 21:20
I'm sorry.
Speaker 01:20
I'm not from- I'm sorry ... China or Russia.
Speaker 21:22
I never said that you were ...
Speaker 01:23
you know? I'm from, from right there in Porksmith.
Speaker 21:25
I never said that you were, Fred.
Speaker 01:26
Well, I n- no, you didn't have to. You implied it, and I didn't app- What?