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Why is My Ex-Fiancé's Profile Picture My Dog?!

6/5/202653 min

Jordana opens this episode with a question for Jared: do some men really think parents find out they’re having twins at the delivery room? That kicks off a hilarious conversation about prenatal care, “punch bowl” movie myths, and just how little some people know about pregnancy. Then J&J debate whether reporting your ex-fiancé’s Facebook profile picture (featuring YOUR dog) is petty or justified, and help a listener stop spiraling after discovering her boyfriend’s Stagecoach cheating scandal. Jared also shares why he avoids hot takes, talks about his upcoming book launch, and reveals his very specific pool temperature requirements for his visit at Jordana’s! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clips

Weaponizing Victimhood for Blowjobs
Do Twins Surprise Dads?
Ignorance and Women's Body Politics
The Power of I-Statements
Stop Eating Junk Relationships

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

    So you're saying with Hilton Honors I can use points for a free night's stay anywhere? Anywhere. What about fancy places like the Canopy in Paris? Yeah. Hilton Honors, baby. Or relaxing sanctuaries like the Conrad in Tulum? Hilton Honors, baby. Ooh, what about the five-star Waldorf Astoria in the Maldives? Are you gonna do this for all 9,000 properties? When you want points that can take you anywhere, anytime, it matters where you stay. Hilton. For the stay.

  2. Jordana Abraham· Host0:28

    [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome back to the Friday Feels episode of the U Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.

  3. Jared Freid· Host0:35

    And I am Jared Freid. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on? How you feeling on a Friday?

  4. Jordana Abraham· Host0:41

    I'm okay. I'm coming off of a very rainy Memorial Day weekend.

  5. Jared Freid· Host0:46

    I didn't wanna bring it up. I had maybe the most beautiful weekend of my life. I heard it was tough in the Northeast. Florida was gorgeous per usual. Not to bring it up.

  6. Jordana Abraham· Host0:56

    Yeah.

  7. Jared Freid· Host0:57

    I don't wanna bring it up.

  8. Jordana Abraham· Host0:57

    It was- I don't wanna bring it up ... the whole weekend. All right, you already brought it up.

  9. Jared Freid· Host1:00

    All right. Sorry.

  10. Jordana Abraham· Host1:01

    Well, I have a question. So, so I did some- Yeah ... boring shit this weekend because- Yes ... there was just... I like to do boring shit when the weather's- Boring ... uh, rainy. Yeah, I mean, we went to dinner and like that. It was nice. But, um, we went to go look at cars, and, um, I encountered... I have a question for you as a man.

  11. Jared Freid· Host1:18

    Okay.

  12. Jordana Abraham· Host1:19

    Do you, like, have any idea what, like, prenatal care entails, like, aside, like, aside from,

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