We're Judging You w/ Amber Singletary | Reading Reddit Stories
7/18/20261 hr 5 min
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0:00 Intro
3:57 I withheld concert tickets from friends after they ditched me https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1t8m0jc/aita_for_withholding_concert_tickets_from_friends/
11:18 Sponsor
12:36 I broke up with my gf over a toilet plunger prank https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1tg1i96/aio_for_breaking_up_with_my_girlfriend_over_a/
23:07 Sponsor
24:12 I expected my partner to honor first come first serve with wedding invites https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1tmhhdj/removed_by_moderator/
34:31 I just found out he has been secretly eating hotdogs https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1tl5l3e/me_35f_with_my_bf41_m_of_3_years_just_found_out/
56:08 I didn't make my new grandkid a homemade blanket https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1tgqjrb/aita_for_not_making_my_new_grandkid_a_homemade/
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WHO YOU HEAR
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Amber Singletary ( @ambdotcom ) // https://www.instagram.com/ambdotcom/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: ZG
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman, Alex Norman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Emilie Anderson
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Art Coordinator: Alex Mollo
Wardrobe Assistant: Elizabeth Park
Prop Assistant: Jocelyn Sfetcu
Art PA: Lunora Reyes, Emily Jameson
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Utility: Matt Taylor
Director of Photography: Eric Wann, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Simone Williams
Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead
Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsShayne Topp· Host0:00
Hello, welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is wild. Some wild stories. And I'm joined by a wild guest. Please welcome Amber Singletary.
Amber Singletary· Guest0:13
Hello.
Shayne Topp· Host0:14
[laughs] And also joining us is Ian.
Ian Hecox· Host0:17
Woo!
Shayne Topp· Host0:19
Uh, Amber, you are a stand-up comedian, you're a writer, and you host a series called Judgy.
Amber Singletary· Guest0:24
I do.
Shayne Topp· Host0:25
Where you talk to people on the streets about their wild stories.
Amber Singletary· Guest0:28
Mm-hmm.
Shayne Topp· Host0:28
And you judge them.
Amber Singletary· Guest0:29
Yes.
Shayne Topp· Host0:30
And you actually judged Ian.
Ian Hecox· Host0:31
Mm-hmm.
Amber Singletary· Guest0:31
Yes.
Shayne Topp· Host0:32
So a little backstory here. You, you ran into Ian on the streets, and you were talking to him about a story where a guy was... Uh, what, what was the story again?
Amber Singletary· Guest0:41
Here we go.
Ian Hecox· Host0:41
Okay, so, uh- Yeah.
Shayne Topp· Host0:42
Is this okay? Is this okay we bring this up?
Amber Singletary· Guest0:44
No, this is perfect.
Ian Hecox· Host0:45
A guy was, was heading on/accosting, uh- Just said heading on ... one of our... He- okay, so he was heading on, he was heading on one of our coworkers- Okay ... at a bar. And, and he kind of wouldn't stop, and I heard him say that he was- 5'11" ... he was 5'11", yeah. And I looked- I watched, I watched it. Okay, good. And I, and I, and I looked at him and I said- [laughs] ... "No, you're not." [laughs] "You're fi- you're 5'8"." And he's like, "What? No, I'm not." I'm like, "Yeah, we're the same height. I'm 5'8"." And he's like, "No, no, no. You're higher, you're higher." And, and then so finally- [laughs] ... finally I said, "Okay, let's see the ID." And so he pulled out his driver's license.
Shayne Topp· Host1:24
That was... Oh.
Ian Hecox· Host1:26
And that shit said 5'8". And- Wow.