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Mystery Boys w/ Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell

Welcome To The Mystery Boys!

5/18/20260 min

Mystery Boys follows comedians and renegade truth seekers @duncantrussell and @kurtmetzger on a quest to expose the secrets they swear the world isn’t ready for. Join them as they unravel shadowy plots, expose forbidden knowledge, and uncover digital underworld clues, all with the gleeful confidence of men who definitely, probably, might know what they’re talking about. First episode premieres May 21st at 8pm CT on YMH Studios YouTube!

Transcript

15 sentences

  1. Kurt Metzger· Host0:00

    Welcome to the Mystery Boys.

  2. Duncan Trussell· Host0:01

    I'm Hermes Tres White Clausmus. Dunstan Trudeau. We're here to gape your fourth eye. Three-eye atlas.

  3. Kurt Metzger· Host0:10

    JFK's doctor.

  4. Duncan Trussell· Host0:11

    Hamas.

  5. Kurt Metzger· Host0:12

    Hitler's doctor.

  6. Duncan Trussell· Host0:13

    MKUltra.

  7. Kurt Metzger· Host0:15

    Adrenochrome.

  8. Duncan Trussell· Host0:15

    Elser Crowley. You ain't heard the Mystery Boys get to bop, huh?

  9. Kurt Metzger· Host0:20

    I didn't see one dick in those catacombs, and I looked everywhere.

  10. Duncan Trussell· Host0:25

    [laughs] Well, this is the show, guys. I hope that your mom's house is happy.

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