We NEED to talk about Nigeria's goalkeeper...
6/26/202642 min
It's another episode at Joanne's and the heat is A LOT to cope with. Frankly, it doesn't matter if you're British or Irish, because what we all have in common is an unparalleled ability to talk about how hot it is. Beyond the weather, Vogue and Joanne are heading to Wimbledon next week and in THE SAME DAY, Joanne is off to see Harry Styles, which Vogue obviously can't get her head around... "TWO THINGS IN ONE DAY?!" All that, plus the hottest footballer on Earth and Joanne's new household obsession.
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First 90 secondsJoe· Panelist0:00
[upbeat music] This is a global production He looks like he'd ruin your life.
Vogue Williams· Host0:06
I'd be happy for him to ruin my life.
Joanne McNally· Host0:08
Like, that's the thing.
Vogue Williams· Host0:09
Is that so bad?
Joanne McNally· Host0:10
[laughs] That's the problem with us. But it might be a slow burn.
Vogue Williams· Host0:13
No, well, it's not a slow burn, 'cause I watched the whole thing.
Joanne McNally· Host0:15
Fine. [laughs] Just doesn't burn. How many great people did you meet?
Vogue Williams· Host0:18
Loads, I was in Greece. [laughs] [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome. Look, Joanne, three cameras.
Joanne McNally· Host0:31
Three cameras, one fan.
Vogue Williams· Host0:32
One fan.
Joanne McNally· Host0:33
Sorry, now I know this is, I know this is not ideal, but anyone living in, in and around the- London area ... London area will know that it is violently hot, and- It's, it's sweat under the tit hot. It's v- even Vogue is sweating, and Vogue hasn't done that before.
Vogue Williams· Host0:49
No, it's the first time for me.
Joanne McNally· Host0:51
Mm-hmm.
Vogue Williams· Host0:51
But there is sweat under the tit. It's, that's where I, that's where I sweat.
Joanne McNally· Host0:54
It's- And above the tash. Mine, it's just constant. Just, it's just a constant- I don't think it's- ... a lick mustache, sweat mustache. It's not, whatever. I've, I don't care anymore. Who cares? I have to live my life.
Vogue Williams· Host1:03
I did my dermaplaning as well last night. Dermaplaning. I did my shaving last night.
Joanne McNally· Host1:08
Yeah. Call it what it is.
Vogue Williams· Host1:09
You might have noticed with all the [laughs]...
Joanne McNally· Host1:10
Cuts ...
Vogue Williams· Host1:11
the cuts [laughs] all over my- I actually didn't ...
Joanne McNally· Host1:14
[laughs] I wish you'd come in with all the tissue paper like our dads did. Do you remember?
Vogue Williams· Host1:17
[laughs] I- They'd go to work with, like, bits of bloody tissue paper stuck all over their faces. I- It was the '80s.
Joanne McNally· Host1:22
No one cared ...
Vogue Williams· Host1:23
I bought this, uh, I bought this magnifying mirror with a light on it, so I was like, I, when I