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6/9/202631 min
This week: a new sofa is delivered, James has a tantrum, and Jo sets a cheeky challenge....!
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First 90 secondsJoanna Page· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to another new episode of Lush, with me, Joanna Page, and- And me, James Thornton. Hello.
James Thornton· Host0:10
Hello.
Joanna Page· Host0:10
[laughs] I'm quite surprised that we've come in here and everything is going smoothly, 'cause we have just literally this second had a sofa delivered.
James Thornton· Host0:20
Yeah.
Joanna Page· Host0:21
And I'm quite surprised that I announced to you that I had bought us a new sofa for the kitchen, and, um, you made no comments whatsoever on if I'd measured it or what it was like. You've not even asked to look at it. And, um, I said to you now just before we came in here, "Oh my God, the sofa's coming. It's like, they're here, they're here. Quick, come on." And it's arrived. It's in a box, so I think you've gotta kind of like build it together a bit yourself.
James Thornton· Host0:46
Yeah.
Joanna Page· Host0:46
And you've made absolutely no derogatory or negative comments- [laughs] ... about it, which I'm quite flabbergasted with really.
James Thornton· Host0:54
I'm going with it.
Joanna Page· Host0:56
You are, are you?
James Thornton· Host0:56
I've decided I'm just gonna- I've noticed this new- ... I'm just gonna go with it and see what happens. I'm not gonna get myself worked up.
Joanna Page· Host1:02
Yeah.
James Thornton· Host1:03
'Cause normally you don't measure stuff.
Joanna Page· Host1:05
Mm-hmm.
James Thornton· Host1:06
Things turn up.
Joanna Page· Host1:07
I normally, I will measure it with my hands.
James Thornton· Host1:10
And they don't fit.
Joanna Page· Host1:10
So if you... I will go along the floor and I will do this with my hands.
James Thornton· Host1:15
Yeah.
Joanna Page· Host1:15
And I'll measure it that way if I'm gonna take measure.
James Thornton· Host1:17
Yeah.
Joanna Page· Host1:17
And then I'll measure what I think that measurement will be then, and if it can fit in and stuff. And sometimes I'll go by my body length, 'cause I'm 5'1" and a half.
James Thornton· Host1:26
Yeah.
Joanna Page· Host1:26
So I will go, "Right, okay," and I will lie on the floor.
James Thornton· Host1:29
Yeah.