We Haven’t Slept In Days…
5/10/202638 min
What do you get if you cross two new parents with zero sleep? One absolutely unhinged podcast episode.
After another sleepless night with baby Ziggy, Jamie and Sophie are hanging on by a thread and the chaos is REAL. The couple reveal they’ve had another massive argument, Sophie explains why she genuinely thinks Lisa Vanderpump should be president, and Jamie admits he’s been starting beef with the “man in the wall”.
PLUS, Sophie has a very close encounter with a massage therapist, while Jamie spills a SHOCKING story about accidentally injuring an old lady that leaves Sophie literally gasping.
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Credits:
Producer: Magda Cassidy
Edit Producer: Faye Lawrence
Assistant Producer: Alex Reed
Video: Jake Ji and Josh Bennett
Sound: Rafi Amsili Geovannetti
Social Media: Kiera Maloney
Exec Producer: Ewan Newbigging-Lister
Shot on Sony Cinema Line cameras FX6 , FX2 with Sony G-Master lenses 16-35GM, 24-70GM
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsJamie Laing· Host0:00
Hello, everyone. Welcome back to Newlyparents podcast.
Sophie Kasaei· Host0:02
Welcome back to Newlyparents podcast.
Jamie Laing· Host0:03
Welcome back to Newlyparents podcast. Okay, have you just eaten some garlic?
Sophie Kasaei· Host0:06
[laughs] I know. I put this bone broth in my thing, and I'm so scared I've got, like, thyme in my teeth. That's why I'm standing back, and I thought all of you could smell it.
Jamie Laing· Host0:12
By the way, just a disclaimer, this episode is gonna be absolutely unhinged because we've had zero sleep, and I'll tell you why, okay? I'll tell you why. Last night, our baby boy Ziggy was not sleeping. He was not sleeping at all, and I was, like, rocking him in my arms at 3:00 AM in the morning, and this is... I don't know why this keeps happening, but at 3:00 AM in the morning when I was rocking him, I heard this noise come from the corner of the room. [laughs] And the noise was k- k- k- k- ...
Sophie Kasaei· Host0:39
[laughs] He's a little man in the wall. He comes out at night, and he goes k- k- k- k- k- k- k- ...
Jamie Laing· Host0:42
[laughs] And so Sophie was sleeping in the bed, and I was holding like this. I literally went, "Fuck off. [laughs] Fuck off." [laughs] 'Cause I was- [laughs] [laughs] And when we find the man in the wall- So terrified, and I swear to God, So- [laughs] I know what the man in the wall looks like. [laughs] Sophie, when I was rocking, Sophie looked up her eye mask and went, "Did you hear that?" I went, "Yes, what's going on?" [laughs] So- You've got so much cereal in your teeth.
Sophie Kasaei· Host1:21
We can't. We've gotta redo that whole thing. [laughs] It's, like, covered, caking your teeth. It's like you've got dentures.
Jamie Laing· Host1:28
[laughs] So anyway,