wait idk how to flirt
12/18/202548 min
[video available on spotify] i have a little crush right now. and while this crush is really not that serious, it was a wake-up call to realize i can’t even make eye contact with this guy. i want to get comfortable with talking to boys. so today, we're gonna test my baseline flirting ability, and learn how to flirt. Learn more about Venmo Stash, visit http://www.venmo.com/stash-rewards This episode is sponsored by State Farm®. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.® Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsEmma Chamberlain· Host0:00
Let's begin this episode with a story. I have a little crush right now, okay? A little crush. And when I say a little crush, I literally mean a little crush. This is a crush so little that it will never leave the confines of my mind, okay? I will never pursue this man in real life. This is simply a little crush for my brain to enjoy in this moment of being newly single. Like, this is- this is just a little something for my single brain to chew on, and nothing more. I will never date this man in real life. I can almost 100% promise you that. I can, like, 98% promise you that. Why? Because there are so many variables in place that make it so that I should never be with this man, probably can never be with this man. Like, it just doesn't make sense. But here's the deal. I see him all the time in passing. I see him multiple times a week, and you wanna know the craziest part? I have never spoken to him, never once. It's very clear that this person is shy. Apparently, I'm shy too. I cannot talk to him. In fact, I can't even look at him. I've barely ever even made eye contact with him. I've only ever, like, looked at him from afar and been like, "Wow, really handsome," and then the second, like, his head moves to where maybe he could slightly see me, I look away. Now, this is an issue. I need to get comfortable with talking to boys,