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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Vos Cookout Complaints

7/7/20261 hr 2 min

The legend Rich Vos had a bbq at his home and invited many comedian friends. Two of those comedians were Big Jay and Bobby. They had a few critiques about the food. The quantity and timing of the cuisine was a little off and Bob insists that he does a much better job at the grill. They had issues with the deejay who did shtick in the middle of the event. Jay actually purchased a bike from Rich and Bob walked away with a new golf club. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Clips

Jay's "Woke" Misogyny
Cheap Hot-Dog Call-Out
E-Bike Bidding War
Songs & ADHD
Single-White-Female Moment

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

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    [air whooshes] And now, The Bonfire, with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly.

  5. Robert Kelly· Host0:35

    [fire crackles] Yeah, boy.

  6. Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:37

    Uh, when the bullet hit the bone. Damn, dude, this is white guy bite-your-lip rock. [laughs] Get on me, Lou. [grunts] Bullet hit the bone.

  7. Robert Kelly· Host0:47

    This is the part I like.

  8. Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:49

    [clears throat] Really? This is true?

  9. Robert Kelly· Host0:52

    When everything, when all the music goes away, what do they call that?

  10. Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:55

    The dropout?

  11. Robert Kelly· Host0:56

    I don't know. Something, there's a name for it.

  12. Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:58

    [clears throat] Well, back to the verses, verses to chorus?

  13. Robert Kelly· Host1:00

    [sighs] I don't think that's it.

  14. Jacob· Panelist1:02

    The middle sixth.

  15. Robert Kelly· Host1:02

    There you go. I like the middle sixth.

  16. Big Jay Oakerson· Host1:04

    Is that what it's called?

  17. Robert Kelly· Host1:05

    So doesn't Don. Don like- Someone's listening to a lot of Don Messer talking about some shit.

  18. Jacob· Panelist1:10

    Don, Don Messer- Don Messer's great at the middle sixth.

  19. Robert Kelly· Host1:11

    [laughs] Don likes the middle sixth. I'll get that joke out. I'll fucking step on both of you fuck faces- Sorry ... to get the joke out.

  20. Big Jay Oakerson· Host1:16

    You walked right over my thing. [laughs] I'm talking about the TV when I was in the middle of holding everyone's court about a thing I was watching.

  21. Robert Kelly· Host1:22

    Jay- It sent me into a- You don't hold my court ...

  22. Big Jay Oakerson· Host1:25

    my head dropped. [laughs] My head dropped.

  23. Robert Kelly· Host1:26

    [laughs] I don't, I don't allow you to hold court with me.

  24. Big Jay Oakerson· Host1:28

    [laughs] Well, I was telling you about something

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