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Vitamins

4/15/20261 hr 2 min

Josh of Deep South Texas brings the beans (via the bean machine) the topic of vitamins this week. Perfect timing as this week sees the launch of Three Bean Salad’s Vita-Plex injections for glossier skin and lukewarmer banter. For just 99.99.99 in any currency of your choice you can receive bi-weekly* intravenous pints of Vita-Plex. Vita-Plex contains an unique blend of vitamins, minerals and matter tested by “scientists” who promise they’ve done their own research and that’s the Three Bean Salad guarantee!!!

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Clips

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Steaming War Ignites

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Mike Wozniak· Host0:00

    [upbeat music] Hello, everyone.

  2. Henry Paker· Host0:10

    Hello.

  3. Mike Wozniak· Host0:10

    And welcome to Three Bean Salad.

  4. Henry Paker· Host0:11

    The show where three crazy guys- [laughs] ... talk about a topic sent in by one of you, you, you the listener.

  5. Mike Wozniak· Host0:19

    Brr. [laughs] Wah, wah.

  6. Henry Paker· Host0:21

    Wah, wah.

  7. Mike Wozniak· Host0:22

    [blows raspberry] [blows raspberry] [laughs] Literally something could happen. [blows raspberry] Not anything. It is a podcast, there are limits th- in the medium, but something could happen.

  8. Henry Paker· Host0:35

    I've got an issue.

  9. Mike Wozniak· Host0:36

    Oh, yeah?

  10. Henry Paker· Host0:36

    I've just realized- Hmm ... that I've forgotten to put my bins out.

  11. Mike Wozniak· Host0:41

    Oh.

  12. Henry Paker· Host0:42

    And I don't think that the, the van's been round yet.

  13. Mike Wozniak· Host0:44

    Really? You've got, you've got... You have a late round, do you? Okay. No, ours, ours are... It's very much a crack of the mo- crack of dawn job.

  14. Henry Paker· Host0:52

    Is it?

  15. Mike Wozniak· Host0:52

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ours is, like, if you, if you got them, your, your, your neighbors are gonna see just, just in what state you go to bed at night- [laughs] ... 'cause you're, you're racing it. There is no time, and they show no mercy as well.

  16. Henry Paker· Host1:03

    Do you think... You know, so what I've got, 'cause I live in a concierged apartment building- Hmm ... in the pulsating heart of the greatest cultural hub on earth. [laughs] Play the jingle.

  17. Speaker 3· Soundbite1:12

    [upbeat music] Soho, Battersea, Old Southwark, Streatham, Vauxhall, Tufnell Park, Barnet.

  18. Mike Wozniak· Host1:22

    Technically.

  19. Speaker 3· Soundbite1:23

    Madame Tussauds, the Senate House, Halfords,

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