Uh Oh! We're Drowning in Games Again

Griffin McElroy· Host0:00

Don't you think there should be more berries? Like different types of berries, like in life? Just like there are prime berries, right? We can all agree on the prime berries. Straw, blue, black. Yeah. Sure. Seems like too few. You want the whole rainbow- It's just like for a genre- ... of colors ... of- Yeah ... that is such a staple of, for example, cereal- Yeah ... to have so few options to pick from. Well, there's the bullshit classifications, and before you, dear listener, pushing, pushing your glasses up, "Um, actually, a banana is technically a berry-" Yeah, go fuck yourself ... too, like, could I... I'm not... No. Small, plump, juicy, sweet. [laughs] These are berries. I don't need like a apple slipping in there because its seeds are, you know, in the right place or whatever. There needs to be a, a drawing of it when you open the encyclopedia, like a stipple drawing of an actual berry. That's a berry. No one's putting a fucking stipple apple in your encyclopedia. Yeah. Right? Wait, is strawberry a berry, though? Yes. Straw- I'm not, I don't, Chris, I just explicitly said it. Yes. I don't give a shit. It's an aggregate. I just wanted to ask about aggregates, but it's okay. I take it back. Yeah, it's an aggregate berry. It's a super berry. Right. Got it. Give me an orange berry. Ooh, I don't even know what an orange berry would be, but it would, just imagine the exotic flavor that it could possess. Would not be good in cereal, though. It would make the milk curdle. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that is not a prime sour. It's not a stipulation it doesn't need to be good in cereal, but- Yeah, but that's your main be- ... it should be ... that's your main berry consumption. It should be. Yeah. I- I feel like there are a lot of green berries, but you probably shouldn't eat any green ber- wait, wait. Is a grape-