Trump Unconscious in Disaster Cabinet Meeting After Threatening to Bomb More Countries

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Jennifer Welch· Host0:58

[upbeat music] This is what happens when a dumb person has dementia. Play the clip.

Donald Trump· Soundbite1:07

Well, last night was incredible. Not only Texas, but so many other places. And the numbers were fantastic, and they've really been that way for a year, if you look. It's hundreds of people won, and almost nobody didn't win.

Unknown speaker1:25

[laughs] [laughs]