Trump Is Falling Apart, Canceling Upcoming Appearances From Failing Health

Jennifer Welch· Host0:00

[upbeat music] I'm just gonna say it, Trump looks half dead. [laughs] I mean, I'm so tired of the press, like, coming on, uh, the president is having a, a joint chief meeting, and he's doing all of these big stuff, and it's like the president is half dead. They are weakened at Bernie-ing this guy, and I'm not a medical doctor, but I'm going to go ahead and diagnose him anyway because corporate news isn't doing it. Pop this up. All right. [laughs] Image number one, we have a very orange, heavily makeup face, gender-affirming care- Yeah ... that apparently they oppose. I don't care if men wear makeup, but MAGA does. Uh, completely asleep in the Oval Office, asleep while at duty. While the country's at war, this man is asleep. Image number two, you see these disgusting bruised hands. It looks like... What is it called? Necropsy? Is that where the skin is dying?

Angie Sullivan· Host0:55

What? Gangrene.

Jennifer Welch· Host0:57

Gangrene, mange.

Angie Sullivan· Host0:59

Ah, mange.

Jennifer Welch· Host1:01

[laughs] Number, number three, we've got some sort of STD on his neck. [laughs] Again, I'm not a medical doctor, but in my non-medical opinion, we have a chlamydia outbreak- Crabs [laughs] ... something like that here on the neck. And image number four, we have the, uh, cankles the size of a linebacker, and we can- let's just say the linebacker recently, the football player that Trump said had thighs