Trump is Crashing Out After Secret UFO Meeting Gets Leaked, He's Desperate to Distract
5/6/202613 min
Trump is throwing spaghetti at the wall to find anything to distract from how terrible every aspect of his presidency is.
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First 90 secondsKash Patel· Soundbite0:00
I sold my car on Carvana last night.
Smokey Bear0:02
Well, that's cool.
Kash Patel· Soundbite0:03
No, y- you don't understand. It went perfectly. Real offer, down to the penny. They're picking it up tomorrow. Nothing went wrong.
Smokey Bear0:09
So wh- what's the problem?
Kash Patel· Soundbite0:10
That is the problem. Nothing in my life goes this smoothly. I'm waiting for the catch.
Smokey Bear0:14
Maybe there's no catch.
Kash Patel· Soundbite0:15
That's exactly what a catch would want me to think.
Smokey Bear0:18
[laughs] Wow, you need to relax.
Kash Patel· Soundbite0:19
I need to knock on wood. Do we have wood? Is this table wood?
Smokey Bear0:21
I think it's laminate.
Kash Patel· Soundbite0:23
Okay. Yeah, that's good. That's close enough.
Jennifer Welch· Host0:24
Car selling without a catch. Sell your car today on...
Sean Hannity· Soundbite0:27
Carvana.
Jennifer Welch· Host0:29
Pickups, fees may apply.
Speaker 40:30
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Jennifer Welch· Host0:51
[Instrumental music] All right, FBI Director Kashmoney Cha-ching-ching, the most unqualified dipshit in literally such, so many options as to who is the most unqualified dipshit in the Trump regime. He's making an attempt to distract from his failures on the job by teasing the release of information about, drum roll, aliens. Let's play the clip.
Sean Hannity· Soundbite1:23
That there would be life on other planets that may be visited here that would not at all shock