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We Might Be Drunk

Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

5/11/20261 hr 19 min

Mark and Sam are joined by the guys from Stiff Socks, Michael Blaustein and Trevor Wallace. Talking about road comedy, bombing on stage, freezing eggs, paintball, cybertrucks, cold plunges, old cars, weird hotel stories, and way too much discussion about jerking off etiquette. Plus, Trevor and Michael talk life in LA vs New York, dating, touring, and the strange things comedians do to stay sane. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Text DRUNK to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/WMBD Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Trevor Wallace: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael Blaustein: https://www.blaucomedy.com Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #TrevorWallace #MichaelBlaustein #StiffSocks #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clips

The Butter Knife Confession
Why I Need To See Faces
Louis C.K.’s Quiet Grind
Breaking The Tough Crowd
Success, Purpose, And The Road
Hating Trends, Then Loving Them
Embracing The Bomb

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Mark Normand· Host0:00

    [upbeat music] Eggs at this hour?

  2. Sam Morril· Host0:07

    Eh, I like eggs.

  3. Mark Normand· Host0:10

    I like eggs too.

  4. Sam Morril· Host0:11

    What's wrong with eggs in the afternoon?

  5. Mark Normand· Host0:13

    Yeah, I guess so.

  6. Sam Morril· Host0:13

    Are we starting on that?

  7. Producer0:14

    Yeah, let's go.

  8. Mark Normand· Host0:14

    Yeah, we're at eggs.

  9. Sam Morril· Host0:15

    I like, I like an egg in the afternoon.

  10. Mark Normand· Host0:17

    Hell yeah. Freeze your eggs.

  11. Sam Morril· Host0:19

    Yeah?

  12. Mark Normand· Host0:20

    No. Anybody freezing their eggs is- In trouble? Well, they're, uh, they're not- They might be, it might be a career gal. They're not excited.

  13. Sam Morril· Host0:28

    They're not excited?

  14. Mark Normand· Host0:30

    I don't think so.

  15. Sam Morril· Host0:31

    What, what does that mean?

  16. Mark Normand· Host0:31

    I think they're like, "Uh, let me shelf this."

  17. Sam Morril· Host0:35

    [laughs] Well, literally, they're shelving it.

  18. Mark Normand· Host0:37

    They're shelving it, yeah.

  19. Sam Morril· Host0:38

    Yeah.

  20. Mark Normand· Host0:38

    Otherwise, you know, you'd wanna get pounded and jizzed in.

  21. Sam Morril· Host0:41

    Yeah, but some people have demanding jobs.

  22. Mark Normand· Host0:43

    That's true.

  23. Sam Morril· Host0:43

    Some people, they... What if they're, what if it's, what if we're talking like a road comic, a female road comic? Maybe she's not ready.

  24. Mark Normand· Host0:48

    All right. All right. Good point, but- Yeah ... we know a lot of la- female comics with kids.

  25. Sam Morril· Host0:52

    Yeah.

  26. Mark Normand· Host0:53

    Who didn't freeze.

  27. Sam Morril· Host0:55

    True.

  28. Mark Normand· Host0:56

    I'm just saying, if you freeze, I think that you're more likely to go, "Ah, you know what? Screw it."

  29. Sam Morril· Host1:00

    So you're saying freeze, never good. No?

  30. Mark Normand· Host1:03

    I'm saying- Cops, they say freeze, you're in trouble.

  31. Sam Morril· Host1:05

    [laughs] I'm doing, I'm doing Seinfeld now.

  32. Mark Normand· Host1:07

    Mr. Freeze.

  33. Sam Morril· Host1:08

    Mr. Freeze.

  34. Mark Normand· Host1:09

    Chill out. [laughs] Cool down.

  35. Sam Morril· Host1:11

    Yeah, but, but w- uh, you might've just pissed off our two female listeners right now.

  36. Mark Normand· Host1:16

    [laughs] I'm just- You might have upset them. I just know a lot of people have frozen, and then they never did anything with it.

  37. Sam Morril· Host1:21

    Yeah, but then what's the harm in it?

  38. Mark Normand· Host1:22

    No harm.

  39. Sam Morril· Host1:23

    It's like- I'm not saying there's harm ... [laughs] it's like hoarding, but for, uh- It's hoarding. Hmm.

  40. Producer1:27

    So there is a debate on whether or not frozen

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