Traveling w/ Keanu Reeves & Golfing w/ Tiger Woods
4/13/20261 hr 1 min
Busboys premieres later this week and the guys learn that it’s going head-to-head with the new Lorne documentary. David also shares travel stories with Keanu Reeves and makes sure to clear up some details on his Tiger Woods golf story. Then the guys talk NASA conspiracies, cockroaches as fashion, and a parrot in a submarine.
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First 90 secondsDana Carvey· Host0:00
Yo, this is from Dan to me, "Just kicked Spade's ass at chess. He's got- [laughs] He did ... quite the eagle, ego about chess, but he didn't know a, a rook from his ass."
David Spade· Host0:10
I bet sex with my wife, and the wife's like this, "Huh? Huh?"
Dana Carvey· Host0:15
[laughs] And then he sa- has one of our posters. "I bet Fly on the Wall will be number one in a year."
David Spade· Host0:20
[mimics glass shattering] [laughs] He puts our poster up?
Dana Carvey· Host0:23
[laughs] Yeah, he bets us.
David Spade· Host0:25
Oh my God, this is like Barbie versus Open [laughs]...
Dana Carvey· Host0:28
Why are you going up against- Lorne documentary versus Stupid Fuck [laughs] You just... No, you just went up against Titanic with Lorne.
David Spade· Host0:37
I know.
Dana Carvey· Host0:38
I don't know who is booking this movie.
David Spade· Host0:40
He like quietly make Busboys disappear. Welcome- Oh ... to the greatest show on Earth. [laughs] [laughs] What if it was?
Dana Carvey· Host0:52
I know. What if it was, yeah, secretly, like, talked about centuries from now?
David Spade· Host0:57
It is to some people.
Dana Carvey· Host0:59
Mm-hmm.
David Spade· Host1:00
Oh, I, I do have to say I'm going to... Oh, wait, it's too late. [laughs] No, it's not. I'm going to Charlotte.
Dana Carvey· Host1:06
What? You're- These are the last couple gigs for a while.
David Spade· Host1:09
Uh, Charlotte- You say that every week, and then you book more gigs. [laughs] I know, I really do. It's such a lie. I, I go to Charlotte- You're s- ... Nashville, and Pittsburgh. I'm gonna be in Pittsburgh during the, um, draft. Is it the draft?
Dana Carvey· Host1:22
You think you'll get drafted? [laughs] What are you- What if I get drafted?
David Spade· Host1:26
That's a good point.
Dana Carvey· Host1:26
I know. You shouldn't even be around there. You could be a punter or something.