Trashy Baseball Teams! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
5/11/20261 hr 5 min
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
Holy moly, New York City and the surrounding areas, Are You Garbage? And Friends is back. We're gonna be down there at the Comedy Cellar May 18th and June 15th. You got two chances to see us, so come on out.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:12
Yeah, tickets available at areyougarbage.com. We got some of our favorite guests coming to play AYG with the crowd. It's a small venue, so get your tickets before they sell out. We'll see you there.
H. Foley· Host0:20
Yeah. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:27
Oh, yeah.
H. Foley· Host0:28
It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they grew up to be classy- Yeah ... or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:36
Trash, trash, trash.
H. Foley· Host0:36
Yeah, that's right. I'm your host, Tate Foley- [laughs] Oh, man ... coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new addition. Unfortunately- Oh, no ... Aunt Tootie came down with shingles.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:47
Ah, geez- Yeah ... Louise.
H. Foley· Host0:49
Not sure what it is.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:50
Okay.
H. Foley· Host0:51
But don't go near her.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:52
I thought it was shingles.
H. Foley· Host0:53
That's all I know.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:54
Okay.
H. Foley· Host0:54
I don't know what shingles is. Do you?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:56
Uh, yeah, it's like a, it's a family of the chicken pox.
H. Foley· Host1:00
Is it?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:00
I think so.
H. Foley· Host1:01
Goddammit, I was rubbing her back.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:02
I think if you had the G- I think the one's a precursor.
H. Foley· Host1:06
Ugh.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:06
Like, it- it's the chicken pox virus in you.
H. Foley· Host1:09
Ugh.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:09
A broad I used to date had them. I'm joking.
H. Foley· Host1:11
[laughs] Is that true?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:12
I knew a, a girl I knew in I- had it in high school or something like that.
H. Foley· Host1:14
Well, she's got it.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:15
Yeah. Who?
H. Foley· Host1:17
Tootie.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:17
Okay. Yeah. Old, old broads get it.
H. Foley· Host1:19
Yeah, she's got it.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:20
I think my stepdad, someone had it. Someone had- Mike Cos is coming at you from across the table ... WebMD.
H. Foley· Host1:25
[laughs] This is what we call a family episode. [laughs] [laughs] Just the boys, the