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Trainwreck: The Real Project X

5/12/202649 min

Merthe just wanted to throw herself a small "Sweet Sixteen" birthday party at her house, so she made an event on Facebook and invited her closest friends.  What could go wrong?  Well... she left her event marked "Public," and as details of the party spread, what was supposed to be a private party turned into a municipal crisis as thousands of party-goers threatened to descend on the party.  Will the festivities turn into a riot?  Will the Dutch town of Haren be overtaken by the revelers?  And will the Night Mayor and the Day Mayor of the town ever agree...

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  1. Jillian Pensavale· Host0:00

    Were you following Artemis, too?

  2. Patrick Hinds· Host0:01

    Um, kind of.

  3. Jillian Pensavale· Host0:02

    Ah.

  4. Patrick Hinds· Host0:02

    Space isn't so much my thing.

  5. Jillian Pensavale· Host0:04

    I'm such a, like, emotional space nerd.

  6. Patrick Hinds· Host0:06

    Oh, they named, like, the planet or whatever after that guy's wife.

  7. Jillian Pensavale· Host0:09

    No, the crater- Yeah ... is named Carol, and it's on the side of the Moon that his, like, two daughters can see, so they can, like, always look up at the Moon and see their mom. Sobbing.

  8. Patrick Hinds· Host0:17

    Oh my God.

  9. Jillian Pensavale· Host0:19

    Do you know about copy moon joy?

  10. Patrick Hinds· Host0:20

    No.

  11. Jillian Pensavale· Host0:21

    Okay. So they were, like, talking to Houston, and they were like, "Well, I don't mean to be hyperbolic, but this is the most, like, breathtaking thing ever." And so Houston would have to, like, copy what they heard. So she went, "Copy moon joy," and you can hear her smile. And the dad has, like, is a s- like, his daughters are Swifties, so they made him bracelets.

  12. Patrick Hinds· Host0:35

    Oh my God.

  13. Jillian Pensavale· Host0:35

    And he was, like, doing, like, heart hands and pointing to the bracelets. [gasps] Copy heart, copy bracelet.

  14. Patrick Hinds· Host0:40

    Oh my God, that's so cute.

  15. Jillian Pensavale· Host0:42

    I have been crying about the Moon- [laughs] ... all goddamn week.

  16. Patrick Hinds· Host0:46

    Oh my God. [upbeat music] Hi, Jillian Misaveli.

  17. Jillian Pensavale· Host0:55

    Hello, Patrick Heinz.

  18. Patrick Hinds· Host0:56

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  19. Jillian Pensavale· Host1:04

    We've got over, I think.

  20. Patrick Hinds· Host1:05

    Is that right?

  21. Jillian Pensavale· Host1:06

    I think we've... It's like we're 305 or 310 or something.

  22. Patrick Hinds· Host1:07

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