Towards a thesis on the disproportionately gigantic penis of the Shrew

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I sold my car on Carvana last night.

Speaker 40:32

[laughs] Well, that's cool.

Speaker 30:33

No, y- you don't understand. It went perfectly. Real offer, down to the penny. They're picking it up tomorrow. Nothing went wrong.

Speaker 40:39

So wha- what's the problem?

Speaker 30:40

That is the problem. Nothing in my life goes this smoothly. I'm waiting for the catch.

Speaker 40:44

Maybe there's no catch.

Speaker 30:45

That's exactly what a catch would want me to think.

Speaker 40:48

[laughs] Wow, you need to relax.

Speaker 30:49

I need to knock on wood. Do we have wood? Is this table wood?

Speaker 40:51

I think it's laminate.

Speaker 30:53

Okay. Yeah, that's good. That's close enough.

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Blindboy Boatclub· Host1:00

Inch towards the sinner spin bag, you twisted fintans. Welcome to the Blind Boy Podcast. If this is your first time listening, consider going back to an earlier podcast to familiarize yourself with the lore of this podcast. But if you're a regular listener, you know the craic. I'm gonna deviate from the established structure of this podcast by beginning this episode with some, some gig announcements.