Towards a thesis on the disproportionately gigantic penis of the Shrew

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I sold my car on Carvana last night.

Speaker 30:32

[laughs] Well, that's cool.

Speaker 20:33

No, y- you don't understand. It went perfectly. Real offer, down to the penny. They're picking it up tomorrow. Nothing went wrong.

Speaker 30:39

So wha- what's the problem?

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That is the problem. Nothing in my life goes this smoothly. I'm waiting for the catch.

Speaker 30:44

Maybe there's no catch.

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That's exactly what a catch would want me to think.

Speaker 30:48

[laughs] Wow, you need to relax.

Speaker 20:49

I need to knock on wood. Do we have wood? Is this table wood?

Speaker 30:51

I think it's laminate.

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Okay. Yeah, that's good. That's close enough.

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Blindboy Boatclub· Host1:00

Inch towards the sinner spin bag, you twisted fintans. Welcome to the Blind Boy Podcast. If this is your first time listening, consider going back to an earlier podcast to familiarize yourself with the lore of this podcast. But if you're a regular listener, you know the craic. I'm gonna deviate from the established structure of this podcast by beginning this episode with some, some gig announcements.