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TOTALLY EXTRA: Stonehenge, Twin Penises & a Very Bad Taste Test

4/23/202627 min

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: there’s more wild twin chat including synchronised periods, telepathy and the all-important question of whether identical twins have identical dicks, one listener celebrates buying her ex out of the family home and building her own financial independence, the girls revisit old Luanna hypocrisy over dog Instagram accounts, and the confessions are absolutely feral with someone licking up "gravy" and another listener period-pranking her boyfriend in the dark.

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First 90 seconds

  1. Ben· Soundbite0:00

    [upbeat music] This is a Global Player original podcast.

  2. Anna Williamson· Host0:05

    Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rant spants, and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

  3. Luisa Zissman· Host0:12

    I basically said to Carrie, I think I have said on our podcast that I do wanna shag Boris. What about that time when you- No. [laughs] I found my mum's vibrator and used it once. It's just closed.

  4. Anna Williamson· Host0:27

    Yeah.

  5. Luisa Zissman· Host0:27

    There's still a dent. There's a dip, like a little crater.

  6. Ben· Soundbite0:31

    Mine is different. So, like, you know, I've got a beauty spot on mine and his hasn't, so we call my dick Cindy Crawford. [laughs] But they are, they're identical in every fucking way.

  7. Anna Williamson· Host0:40

    [upbeat music] Good morning, guys. Welcome to Thursday. Giovedì. Louisa is stuffing her fizzog with a little shortbread biscuit. That's nice.

  8. Luisa Zissman· Host0:56

    It's so good.

  9. Anna Williamson· Host0:56

    Is it good? Give us your...

  10. Luisa Zissman· Host0:58

    [smacking lips] No, don't do that. People hate it.

  11. Anna Williamson· Host1:02

    Well, you hate it.

  12. Luisa Zissman· Host1:03

    So do the listeners.

  13. Anna Williamson· Host1:04

    They do, actually. I get told off on Instagram. People go, "You dirty bitch, Anna." Which is fair. I will always take constructive feedback, guys, even if it is shade. Uh, good morning and welcome to Luanna Totally Extra with myself, Anna.

  14. Luisa Zissman· Host1:18

    Hello.

  15. Anna Williamson· Host1:18

    Lou. Crumble, the dog is here. Imogen Rose Hart is laid up with a dicky ankle.

  16. Luisa Zissman· Host1:23

    Yeah.

  17. Anna Williamson· Host1:23

    Uh, how are you, Im?

  18. Luisa Zissman· Host1:24

    Yeah, fine. Same as she was- Fine ... on Monday.

  19. Anna Williamson· Host1:28

    Yeah, and we got social- Disabled ... media manager,

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