TOTALLY EXTRA: Merging Lane Fury, Voice Note Of The Year & Words You've Been Saying Wrong
6/18/202618 min
On this week's Totally Extra: We're giving Zissbags a little bit more time to recover from the ailment of the yeaaaaaar, but never fear, we'd never leave our Lufannians high and dry. Here's some more of our favourite totally extra, totally and completely Luanna moments. And we will be back with you on Monday!
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First 90 secondsRobin Thrush· Soundbite0:00
[upbeat music] This is a global production Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans, and general explicit content.
Anna Williamson· Host0:10
And it also features a sick pig, Zis Bags.
Helen· Soundbite0:14
You are not a bus, you are not a train, and you are not a tractor. I didn't know what to do. I didn't spit it back out.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:21
Oh.
Helen· Soundbite0:22
[coughs] I just swallowed it.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:23
She swallowed it.
Anna Williamson· Host0:24
So gag warning. Apologies, Anna.
Egbert· Soundbite0:26
You know what really fucks me off to the absolute up-teenth pissing level?
Anna Williamson· Host0:30
What?
Helen· Soundbite0:31
They never have the balls- Yeah ... to even look at you.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:33
Fucking step it up- If you're gonna...
Helen· Soundbite0:34
Step me out ...
Luisa Zissman· Host0:34
don't let me out, you [beep] If you're gonna, if you're gonna not let me in, at least, at least look at me.
Helen· Soundbite0:38
It's a 10.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:39
I, I think you've topped it this year.
Helen· Soundbite0:41
I'd say that's the one to beat.
Anna Williamson· Host0:42
[upbeat music] It is the week, the week that broke Zis. Not really. She's fine. She just needs a, a little bit of a week to rest and recover. Um, and we have obviously given her that, seeing as neither of us have taken on a sick day in eight years. Um, but we haven't short-changed you, our beautiful, beautiful Lufanians. This, of course, is your episode. You're Totally Extra. So let's see exactly what you're saying. Oh, she's angry.
Helen· Soundbite1:12
Why? Why on earth do people have what I'm gonna call vehicle dysmorphia? [laughs] When they think their vehicle is one size, and yet it is not.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:22
Oh, yeah It is not, Karen.
Helen· Soundbite1:24
You can fit your tiny little fucking Clio through that gap.