Tom Segura: The Early Years
3/19/20261 hr 11 min
Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Tom Segura! This episode we are going back in time to find out about Tom's early trashy habits. You know Tom Segura from Stand Up Comedy, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Your Mom's House, The Joe Rogan Experience, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Kill Tony, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, Whiskey Ginger, Flagrant, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: HexClad: Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://hexclad.com/GARBAGE Cash App: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/li0uni5h Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:05
Oh, yeah.
H. Foley· Host0:05
It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're out to be classy- Yeah ... or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:11
Tommy Buns.
H. Foley· Host0:12
I'm your host Dave Shirley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here in Austin, Texas at Toady Ranch.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:18
Ooh.
H. Foley· Host0:18
Soon to be the premier producer of Longhorn beef. [laughs] My co-host coming at you from right next to me, he is the CEO of Are You Garbage?, international businessman, and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:32
What up, gang? Shout out to you. Uh, thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify, baby.
H. Foley· Host0:40
Climbing the charts.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:41
Shout out to the creator program, and we're climbing- Charts.
H. Foley· Host0:42
Charting ...
Kevin Ryan· Host0:42
the fucking charts, babe. We're not the top of the charts.
H. Foley· Host0:46
Doesn't matter.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:46
Middle of the charts, you know what I mean? [laughs] Who wants to be in the top of the pack?
H. Foley· Host0:49
Hell yeah.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:49
Not us. We're a couple of middle of the road kind of guys. Uh, then obviously, patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.
H. Foley· Host0:56
That's right. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:02
Mm-hmm.
H. Foley· Host1:02
You know him, you love him. Mr. Tom Segura.
Tom Segura· Guest1:05
Thank you. Thanks very much.
H. Foley· Host1:06
Tommy Buns.
Tom Segura· Guest1:07
Thank you.
H. Foley· Host1:08
Entrepreneur, actor, producer, podcaster.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:11
[laughs] This has real Dateline vibes. I enjoy this.
H. Foley· Host1:13
It does.
Tom Segura· Guest1:14
It does. It does. Yeah, I feel like they're gonna ask me- Tom, what are you doing here? ... where I buried the kids.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:17
Yeah. [laughs] Exactly.
H. Foley· Host1:17
There's no way I'm gonna make it- Why- ... with this fireplace either. I'm already shvitzing.
Tom Segura· Guest1:21
I love the ranch, by the way.
H. Foley· Host1:22
Thank you.
Tom Segura· Guest1:23
Thanks. Yeah, I totally bought it when you were like, "I just bought the place." I was like, "Oh, shit."
Kevin Ryan· Host1:26
Yeah.
H. Foley· Host1:26
Which in my head I was like, "Damn, I'm not doing as bad as everybody thinks. This is pretty good."
Kevin Ryan· Host1:29
Well, no, I, I gotta