Titanic True Romance
6/10/202658 min
Jacob educates the guys with an intriguing story about the Titanic and its sister ships. Jay and Bobby turn his story into a search for love. It is Bonfire lore that poor Jacob always finds himself without romance. Jay imagines that he can find the perfect woman who has the same interests as Jacob, such as nautical wrecks. Bobby tries to find him a professional escort to take on a Brazilian adventure, where they will realize their destiny. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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First 90 secondsBig Jay Oakerson· Host0:00
[fire crackles] And now, The Bonfire, with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. [laughs] Damn, dude.
Robert Kelly· Host0:11
You like a lot of songs with the N-word in it.
Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:14
Black people rule.
Robert Kelly· Host0:15
[laughs] [laughs] [laughs] Black people do rule.
Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:18
[laughs] Everybody ready to laugh now?
Speaker 30:20
Whoo.
Robert Kelly· Host0:20
Yeah, y'all ready to laugh now? Whoo.
Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:22
You ready to laugh now?
Speaker 30:24
Whoo. Whoo.
Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:25
Whoo, thank you, Jamie.
Speaker 30:27
Whoo. Whoo.
Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:28
Jamie.
Robert Kelly· Host0:29
This song didn't affect Jacob at all.
Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:31
Dude, Jacob, at the- he started to just talking louder over it. [laughs] He was like- All right ... "Blah, blah, blah, white nonsense. White nonsense."
Jacob· Panelist0:37
[laughs] Bobby was trying to get through to Bobby.
Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:38
God.
Robert Kelly· Host0:40
You were what?
Jacob· Panelist0:41
I was trying to ask Bobby a question, but- I wish you- I wish you wouldn't write this music off- ...
Robert Kelly· Host0:44
I didn't feel it ...
Big Jay Oakerson· Host0:44
as what you quote, unquote, you said, "Jungle music"- [laughs] ... which is fucking crazy. Crazy to say in today's temperature. In today's temperature racial climate.
Robert Kelly· Host0:53
We did the, uh, we do the meeting on Mondays at 11:00, and I had to do it in the car, and Dawn was in it, in the car. And, uh, as soon as the screen came up, the Zoom, and she saw everybody's faces, she went, "What's wrong with Jacob?" I go, "That's his face."
Big Jay Oakerson· Host1:07
Oh no, that's just how he gets it.
Robert Kelly· Host1:08
That's his, that's his face.
Big Jay Oakerson· Host1:11
[laughs] Oh- Did you explain- ... she goes, she goes, "What's wrong with Jacob?" And you went, "Oh, he must have amazing news." [laughs] [laughs] Uh- She literally looked at Jacob and thought he, Jacob was pissed off about something. Of course.
Robert Kelly· Host1:22
I go, "No, that's just him."
Big Jay Oakerson· Host1:23
He is.
Jacob· Panelist1:24
I have resting misery face, and you know this.
Big Jay Oakerson· Host1:27
It's the family, dude.
Robert Kelly· Host1:28
Yeah. I had to explain to her