This Old House w/ Chris Distefano!
4/30/20261 hr 9 min
Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Chris Distefano! You know Chris Distefano from Stand Up Comedy, History Hyenas podcast, Chrissy Chaos, Hey Babe!, The Joe Rogan Experience, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, This Past Weekend, The Tim Dillon Show, We Might Be Drunk, Bad Friends, Whisky Ginger, Story Warz, Stavvy's World, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Guy Code and so much more! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Aura Frames: Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/GARBAGE. Promo Code: GARBAGE Ultra: Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code GARBAGE at https://takeultra.com! Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
Gang, that Back on the Block tour just keeps a- rollin' on. Grab your tickets, grab the squad, come on out, see the boys.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:05
Yeah, this May we got Los Angeles, then we're doing the Comedy Cellar in New York City, a little AYG and friends show, Portland, Maine. Those tickets are going fast. We got two shows in Pittsburgh, uh, then Cleveland, Ohio, Atlantic City, New Jersey this summer. The boys are going down the shore. And then Comedy Works in Denver. Get those tickets, come to a live show. We love yous.
H. Foley· Host0:23
Love yous. Hey, everybody out there. [laughs] And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:31
Oh, yeah.
H. Foley· Host0:31
It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're either to be classy- Yeah ... or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:38
Trash, trash, trash.
H. Foley· Host0:38
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toddy's in a new addition. She's upstairs with her TRT and peptides. [laughs] She's getting jacked. She got chest hair coming in.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:48
Got that V coming back.
H. Foley· Host0:49
Beat me in arm wrestling yesterday.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:51
Uh-huh.
H. Foley· Host0:51
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman, and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:01
Hey, what's up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify too, and the boys are climbing the- We're in the charts ... fucking charts on Spotify, daddy-o.
H. Foley· Host1:13
We're in the charts. Doing Top of the Pops next week.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:14
Ooh, baby. Uh, and then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, baby.
H. Foley· Host1:23
That's right, Kippy. We couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest back with us again today.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:28
Mm-hmm.
H. Foley· Host1:28
A family member here