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' This is probably one of the most shocking and horrible stories we've ever received'

5/11/202656 min

On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are in full matching Gladiators kits and heading off to Birmingham for the live experience, equipped with gloves, a dicky neck, a dicky ankle and a lot of bravado. Will Anna's sessions with Lilia come good? Also, Lu is raging after yet another parking ticket saga, this time involving her dad, and we give advice to a listener working in a deeply misogynistic environment that leaves everyone genuinely horrified.

And as if that wasn’t enough, there’s chat about the terrifying hantavirus cruise ship, a man who pulled a car with his penis while on fire for charity, a Tesco name-badge game, pube-plucking, and a legal update after the girls’ juicy Birth Keepers chat gets temporarily pulled from the episode... you'll definitely be wanting to tune in next week for that one.

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First 90 seconds
  1. Rachel· Soundbite0:00

    [upbeat music] This is a Global Player original podcast.

  2. Anna Williamson· Host0:05

    Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants, and general explicit content, but you know you love it.

  3. Luisa Zissman· Host0:12

    Running, she's faster. Strength, she's stronger. Everything, she's better.

  4. Anna Williamson· Host0:18

    This is probably one of the most shocking and horrible stories I think we've ever received. You will see Luanna sometime soon pulling a car along with her labias.

  5. Luisa Zissman· Host0:29

    Why should I- Mm ... pay the fine for your mistake? I sort of weirdly love that. I love that. You know like when you go somewhere and they've got a bar of soap and there's, like, a pube in it? [laughs] Oh, she's getting naked on camera.

  6. Anna Williamson· Host0:42

    Can you see the- [laughs] Oh.

  7. Luisa Zissman· Host0:46

    Whoa, that's a corker. [upbeat music] Hello.

  8. Anna Williamson· Host0:55

    Good morning. Good morning. How are you, everybody? Welcome to a fresh new week. It is Luanna the podcast with Louisa, Anna, Imogen, Bex. The whole gang are here, and we- Crumble ... and o- obviously, le crumble. We- I forgot ... are in uniform today- Yes ... guys. If you're watching on YouTube- Oh ... first of all, make sure you're following- Very tight ... yeah, it is tight. But please make sure you're following, um, us on your favorite podcast platform, and you are subscribing on YouTube. If you are watching on YouTube, you will see that we are wearing the most delightful matching outfits. And why is this, Lou? Because

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