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6/12/202643 min

DUMB STUFF FRIDAYS: Mich and Zaz go head-to-head with their algorithms this week! Who brought the dumbest celebrity quote of 2026 to the show? And finally, your lukewarm takes. This week, Mich recommended this eyeliner and this brow gel.  Zara recommended watching Two Years Later. Big thanks to Nespresso – and their new Vertuo Up coffee machine – for making this episode possible. Explore the Vertuo range at Nespresso.com. And shoutout to Prime Video and their show Every Year After. Catch it now on Prime Video! Shameless Podcast is produced by Annabelle Lee and Eilish Gilligan, video-edited by Annabelle Lee and executive-produced by Lucy Hunt. Our social media team consists of Naima Fatema, Divya Simmie and Annabelle Lee, and our partnerships manager is Cindy Luu. Want to support our show? Clicking ‘follow’ on Apple and Spotify is the best way to do that, and we're super grateful to anyone who leaves a five-star review while they're at it. Also! An old-fashioned 'Tell a Friend In Real Life' is equally appreciated. Want more? We've got more… Subscribe to our newsletter Smart, Dumb Stuff: https://tinyurl.com/4yasjphn Follow us on Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/2mf557ux  Aaaand we’re on TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/2hchchrp  Everything else your heart could ever desire is here: https://linktr.ee/shamelesspodcast  Thanks for listening! We’re huge fans of yours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Michelle Andrews· Host0:00

    We had a world first this morning [laughs] It was a world first. It was a world first.

  2. Zara McDonald· Host0:03

    How did you know?

  3. Michelle Andrews· Host0:03

    We've worked together for almost a decade.

  4. Zara McDonald· Host0:05

    Yes. We take a similar route driving to work.

  5. Michelle Andrews· Host0:09

    We do.

  6. Zara McDonald· Host0:09

    Like, you, you drive sort of past my house.

  7. Michelle Andrews· Host0:12

    Almost every day.

  8. Zara McDonald· Host0:14

    And I pulled out of my street today, and I pulled behind a car, and I thought, "I think I know that number plate."

  9. Michelle Andrews· Host0:19

    You called me, and when your name pops up on my phone at 7:00 AM in the morning, I go, "She wants a lift to work."

  10. Zara McDonald· Host0:26

    This woman hasn't got her shit together. She's stalked me on Find My Friends.

  11. Michelle Andrews· Host0:29

    Uber's not working.

  12. Zara McDonald· Host0:31

    [laughs] [laughs] Help me.

  13. Michelle Andrews· Host0:32

    But no, you said, "Dol, look in your rear windshield."

  14. Zara McDonald· Host0:35

    And then you said, "I don't know how."

  15. Michelle Andrews· Host0:37

    [laughs] Well, I... No.

  16. Zara McDonald· Host0:38

    You were like- I know how to look in a- "I can't see" ...

  17. Michelle Andrews· Host0:40

    windscreen. It was a bit foggy. [laughs] It was a bit cold this morning. I was like, "Is that my girl?"

  18. Zara McDonald· Host0:44

    I said, "I'm right behind you. Let's follow each other into work and stay on the phone, please."

  19. Michelle Andrews· Host0:48

    Yeah. And then we followed each other into work. You almost got into a car accident that was not your fault.

  20. Zara McDonald· Host0:53

    Thank you for the disclaimer. It was not my fault.

  21. Michelle Andrews· Host0:56

    Whoever that car was- Land Cruiser ... a little Land Cruiser, fucking idiot, clearly didn't know where they were going, tried to... They, they clearly did that thing of, "Am I going down this street? No, I'm not going down this street," and then just veered- Kept swerving- ... straight into your car ...

  22. Zara McDonald· Host1:11

    in front of me. Yeah.

  23. Michelle Andrews· Host1:11

    Terrible.

  24. Zara McDonald· Host1:11

    Terrible.

  25. Michelle Andrews· Host1:12

    But you lived to tell the tale.

  26. Zara McDonald· Host1:13

    I lived to tell the tale. I would've had a great witness, though.

  27. Michelle Andrews· Host1:15

    Me. Oh my God, I would've run up and been like, "You."

  28. Zara McDonald· Host1:18

    I know.

  29. Michelle Andrews· Host1:18

    "Jail."

  30. Zara McDonald· Host1:19

    100%. And we survived, and we had a lovely morning, and we had a great chat on the way in, and now the chat continues.

  31. Michelle Andrews· Host1:25

    Woo-hoo.

  32. Unknown speaker1:26

    [laughs] [laughs] [upbeat music]

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