The World Cup Bong | 2026 FIFA World Cup
6/17/202643 min
Well, it's fair to say Lionel Messi has still got it. A hat-trick on his return to the world stage. Should we really be surprised?
Marcus, Jim & David are here to revel in his sheer brilliance as he nicks another of Cristiano Ronaldo's records. HAHAHA. Plus, FIFA threaten legal action against a Canadian weed shop and an important update on a fishy Kevin Keegan rug.
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First 90 secondsJim Campbell· Host0:00
I tell myself it's not about comparing, but then I start wondering, what can they lift? Are they adding more weight to their barbell than I am? And suddenly I'm not training. Then I realize my journey is not theirs. I've earned every step, so I smile. My smile is the shape resilience takes to keep me moving. To put more smiles out into the world, Colgate has supported female athletes for over 50 years with the Colgate Women's Games, the nation's longest running indoor track and field series for girls and women. Colgate, your smile is your strength.
David Cartlidge· Host0:30
Mom, can you tell me a story?
Marcus Speller· Host0:32
Sure. Once upon a time, a mom needed a new car.
David Cartlidge· Host0:34
Was she brave?
Marcus Speller· Host0:35
She was tired mostly, but she went to carbana.com and found a great car at a great price. No secret treasure map required.
David Cartlidge· Host0:42
Did she have to fight a dragon?
Marcus Speller· Host0:43
Nope. She bought it 100% online, from her bed actually.
David Cartlidge· Host0:47
Was it scary?
Marcus Speller· Host0:48
Honey, it was as unscary as car buying could be.
David Cartlidge· Host0:50
Did the car have a sunroof?
Marcus Speller· Host0:52
It did, actually.
David Cartlidge· Host0:53
Okay, good story.
Marcus Speller· Host0:54
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Jonathan Fields1:00
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