The Bill Simmons PodcastThe Wizards Win (Something!) and More Lottery Reactions, Plus the Juggernaut Knicks With Joe House, Tate Frazier, and Chris Vernon

House’s ‘Acceptance Speech’

3:27–4:16 · 48s

House delivers a mock-acceptance speech thanking his wife, Bloody Marys, and a rogue’s gallery of Wizards history and tank architects for the No. 1 pick.

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