The Weekly Life Test That Derailed Us All
5/22/202647 min
A very wise man has a 'State of Life' Test he gives himself every Monday morning. So we did it. Results… vary.
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Hosts: Holly Wainwright, Clare Stephens & Emily Vernem
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First 90 secondsHolly Wainwright· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Em Vernham- Mm ... I need the gossip on Saturday night and- Oh, yeah ... the party and turning 30 and how you feel.
Emily Vernem· Host0:07
No one told me this about turning 30, but you now, your hangovers now last a week.
Holly Wainwright· Host0:12
Oh.
Claire Stephens· Host0:13
Yeah.
Holly Wainwright· Host0:13
Did that just happen, uh, that just immediately happened?
Emily Vernem· Host0:15
I was fine on Sunday, completely fine. I went out. I went to my parents' house. I had a great time, which was my actual birthday date, thank God. Monday, nearly called in sick.
Holly Wainwright· Host0:24
Yeah.
Emily Vernem· Host0:24
But then I knew if I called in sick, everyone would know why.
Holly Wainwright· Host0:26
[laughs] Yeah. You can't call in sick- No ... the day after your big party.
Emily Vernem· Host0:31
I know. I've just been pushing through this whole week. [laughs] And it's rough. It is rough.
Holly Wainwright· Host0:35
That is what happens when you're 30.
Emily Vernem· Host0:37
Mm.
Holly Wainwright· Host0:37
And then strange things will begin to ache.
Claire Stephens· Host0:39
Yeah.
Emily Vernem· Host0:40
I've, no, I've already had my knee pain. I don't want another one.
Holly Wainwright· Host0:42
Okay, yeah, you might get a bit of a knee pain.
Emily Vernem· Host0:43
I've already got my three gray hairs. I don't want more.
Claire Stephens· Host0:45
Um, I have a couple of questions. Uh, the top you wore, where's it from?
Emily Vernem· Host0:49
Yes, it is from- [laughs] ... Chic.
Claire Stephens· Host0:51
Okay.
Emily Vernem· Host0:52
And my pants were from Ben Roy.
Claire Stephens· Host0:55
Okay. I mean, And they stayed white- ...
Unknown speaker0:57
[laughs]