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The Wedding Ringer

7/9/202620 min

Conan chats with wedding vow writer Brian about the value of sincerity, the worst revelations he’s witnessed during a speech, and more.

 

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First 90 seconds
  1. Conan O'Brien· Host0:00

    [guitar music] With the U.S. Bank Smartly Visa Signature Card, you earn an unlimited 2% cash back on every purchase. Huh, that's a good deal.

  2. Sona Movsesian· Host0:09

    Yeah.

  3. Conan O'Brien· Host0:10

    No quarterly activations, no categories to track, just unlimited 2% cash back on every purchase. Sona, just the other day I bought you this antique wig stand.

  4. Sona Movsesian· Host0:21

    Oh.

  5. Conan O'Brien· Host0:21

    And I didn't get cash back, and I regret it now.

  6. Sona Movsesian· Host0:24

    Oh, okay.

  7. Conan O'Brien· Host0:25

    Yeah.

  8. Sona Movsesian· Host0:26

    Well, that's a very thoughtful gift.

  9. Conan O'Brien· Host0:27

    Do you wear a wig or is that your hair?

  10. Sona Movsesian· Host0:29

    Absolutely not. It's definitely my hair.

  11. Conan O'Brien· Host0:31

    Okay, well- And so it's kind of, it's kind of insulting you would buy that gift for me, but- Well, I'll just return it anyway. But I do wish I got cash back.

  12. Sona Movsesian· Host0:37

    Yeah.

  13. Conan O'Brien· Host0:38

    Visit usbank.com/smartlycard to learn more. The creditor and issuer of this card is U.S. Bank National Association, pursuant to a license from Visa USA Inc. Some restrictions may apply. [guitar music] Have you got an ass? [laughs] Then Duluth Trading Company is for you. I'm just reading what they wrote, folks. "For decades, Duluth has been making workwear for harder workers." You got an ass, Sona?

  14. Sona Movsesian· Host1:03

    Yeah, I do.

  15. Conan O'Brien· Host1:04

    Well, Duluth Company's for you. "From highly abrasion-resistant pants to heat-beating work shirts, Duluth empowers you to take on life with your own two hands. Ready to bolster your nether regions?" What the hell? "Duluth's Buck Naked Unders are the no pinch, no stink, no sweat solution-" Oh, boy.

  16. Sona Movsesian· Host1:24

    Oh, boy "...

  17. Conan O'Brien· Host1:24

    when your junk drawer is on life support."

  18. Sona Movsesian· Host1:27

    Oh, God. Oh, my God.

  19. Conan O'Brien· Host1:28

    They went too far there.

  20. Sona Movsesian· Host1:29

    That- They went too

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