The Venmo Scam! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
5/21/20261 hr 7 min
Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Blueprint: For a limited time only, our listeners get 20% off + free shipping at https://blueprint.bryanjohnson.com by using code GARBAGE at checkout. Ultra: Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code GARBAGE at https://takeultra.com! Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
Gang, let me tell you, Portland, Maine; Cleveland, Ohio; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the boys are coming. We're coming heavy.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:08
Mm-hmm.
H. Foley· Host0:09
Grab the squad, come play a little AYG. Let's have a fantastic time.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:14
Yeah, if you haven't been to a live show, they're absolutely a great time. Ask any of the- Everybody ... any of the homies or the bozos.
H. Foley· Host0:20
Vetus. Vestus.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:22
We're also, we're also gonna be at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino- [sighs] ... in Atlantic City, July 10th.
H. Foley· Host0:26
Let's go.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:26
Get your tickets. That's gonna sell out. Shout out to down the shore. And then, uh, the Comedy Works, we're doing a weekend at the Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado.
H. Foley· Host0:32
Yes.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:32
July 16th through the 18th. Get your tickets. We love yous.
H. Foley· Host0:34
See you there. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's- [laughs] ... favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:43
You ain't lying.
H. Foley· Host0:43
It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if you're to be classy- Yeah ... or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:50
Trash, trash, trash.
H. Foley· Host0:51
Yes, I am your host, H. Troll, coming at ya on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toodies in a new edition. She's upstairs playing with Flex Seal.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:59
Okay.
H. Foley· Host0:59
Got a whole case of it.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:01
Uh-huh.
H. Foley· Host1:01
Said she wants to make a boat just out of Flex Seal.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:03
That's good.
H. Foley· Host1:04
No frame or nothing.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:05
Uh-huh.
H. Foley· Host1:05
What?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:06
[laughs] That's great.
H. Foley· Host1:07
You son of a bitch.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:08
Okay. All right. Okay. [laughs] Someone's... Sounds like, feels like someone's been huffing that Flex Seal.
H. Foley· Host1:13
I was gonna go with the Iceman, that she was upstairs listening to Drake. Iceman's out.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:17
Uh-huh.
H. Foley· Host1:18
[laughs] But I said, "No, take a swing. Make them laugh." Do it right back in my face, didn't you?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:23
[laughs] You're crazy.
H. Foley· Host1:24
Flex Seal.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:27
You just got- That's just funny. Well, me and Diesel