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"The Valley" Episode #6 Recap with comedian Juliana DeStefano

5/7/202644 min

We're back to recap, arguably, one of the most boring television show seasons you'll ever witness in your lifetime. We have a model who doesn't know how to wear her sunglasses, Depends full of blood, yet another conducter on the I-Hate-Janet train, rollercoasters, and mom memorials.

Music written by Jimmer Podrasky (B'Jingo Songs/Machia Music/Bug Music BMI)

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  1. Speaker 00:00

    [upbeat music] Grow up. My good girl used to say to me, "Stand up. Be like a real man is supposed to be. Man up."

  2. Reality Steve· Host0:16

    What's up everyone? Welcome in. Episode number six recap of The Valley is joined by my cohost, comedian Juliana DiStefano. Hey, Juliana.

  3. Juliana DiStefano· Host0:25

    Hello.

  4. Reality Steve· Host0:26

    You are in a different location today. Tell everybody where you are.

  5. Juliana DiStefano· Host0:30

    Okay, guys. I am in Houston, Texas, and I'm in, um, my parents' office in their house. So I actually had to hide all my baby pictures that were behind here, so.

  6. Reality Steve· Host0:42

    Oh [laughs].

  7. Juliana DiStefano· Host0:43

    Yeah. It's a great- Wait, are you- ... little setup ...

  8. Reality Steve· Host0:44

    are you in the house that you grew up in?

  9. Juliana DiStefano· Host0:46

    I'm in the house that I grew up in in Bel Air, Texas. So.

  10. Reality Steve· Host0:49

    Can you... Where's, where's Bel Air?

  11. Juliana DiStefano· Host0:52

    It's in Houston. It's like a, it, it's, it's a- A suburb of Houston? ... its own city. Yeah. Yeah.

  12. Reality Steve· Host0:56

    Is that like saying... How far is Katy from Houston?

  13. Juliana DiStefano· Host1:00

    So Katy's like 25 minutes. So the thing that's cool about where I grew up is it's, it's its own city, but it's in Houston.

  14. Reality Steve· Host1:07

    Okay.

  15. Juliana DiStefano· Host1:07

    So you're v- like 10 minutes from downtown. You're like very close. It's not like too far out.

  16. Reality Steve· Host1:13

    So if you had a mobile camera right now, we could, you could take us on a tour of your, your room that- Yes, I could ... your room that you grew up in.

  17. Juliana DiStefano· Host1:20

    [laughs] So get this, my whole room that I grew up in is still a shrine of the Jonas Brothers. I have a Jonas Brother cutout. I have a Jonas Brother p- picture next

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