"The Valley" Episode #5 Recap with comedian Juliana DeStefano
4/30/20261 hr 1 min
Episode 5 of "The Valley" is precluded by the shocking news earlier in the week that Michelle is now dating Dr. Dre, which basically makes any scene involving Michelle too funny to cover since we now incorporate Dre into everything. Also this episode, we have Brazilian waxes, Doomsday preppers, game nights, socks with sandals, and everyone hates Janet.
Music written by Jimmer Podrasky (B'Jingo Songs/Machia Music/Bug Music BMI)
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[rock music] Grow up. My good girl used to say to me, "Stand up. Be like a real man is supposed to be. Man up."
Reality Steve· Host0:16
What's up, everybody? Welcome in. Another recap of The Valley, episode five last night that aired on Bravo. As always, joined by my cohost, comedian Juliana Di Stefano. Hey, Juliana.
Juliana DeStefano· Host0:29
Hello.
Reality Steve· Host0:30
I'd say that this is one of the more bizarre weeks in Valley history.
Juliana DeStefano· Host0:38
Yep.
Reality Steve· Host0:39
Like, I said it on my podcast, can't remember if I texted you about it or somebody else about it, but if you would've said, "Hey Steve, [laughs] Michelle has a new boyfriend," or, "She's dating somebody now," I'll give you 100 guesses who it is. [laughs] I wouldn't have guessed Dr. Dre in 1,000 guesses.
Juliana DeStefano· Host1:05
[laughs] Me either.
Reality Steve· Host1:07
And my whole, one of my things was I was thinking like, I don't know, like I don't even know if Michelle's involved in real estate anymore. You know, I know that Jesse is- Right ... I think. But I was like, maybe it was she met him through real estate or whatever. But you being the detective that you are, I put you on the case and