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"The Valley" Episode #4 Recap with comedian Juliana DeStefano

4/23/20261 hr 6 min

Episode 4 of the Valley brings us more ridiculousness. Lets see, we have Mr. Milker, Both Ways Bob, Shih Tzu hair, Schwartz having no game, and Juliana breaks down a day park hopping at Disneyland and how insane that place has become. And yes, this group continues to just be weird.

Music written by Jimmer Podrasky (B'Jingo Songs/Machia Music/Bug Music BMI)

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Clips

Kristen’s Postpartum Spiral
Rehashing The ‘Assault’ Accusation
“I Can Do Nothing Right”
“I Can’t Do This Anymore” Fallout
The ‘Shih Tzu Hair’ Takedown
‘Shoplift The Pootie’ Explained

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 00:00

    [rock music] Grow up. My good girl used to say to me, "Stand up. Be like a real man and expose the dirty rain up."

  2. Reality Steve· Host0:16

    What's up, everyone? Welcome in to episode four recap of The Valley. As always, joined by my co-host, Juliana DeStefano. Hey.

  3. Juliana DeStefano· Host0:26

    Hello.

  4. Reality Steve· Host0:27

    How are you?

  5. Juliana DeStefano· Host0:28

    Good. I wanted everybody to know before we start, if you're watching this, I have my hair down because I didn't wanna put it in a half ponytail like I normally do because I didn't want Lala to come after me telling me that I need to skedaddle on my half pony. So I made a conscious choice with my hair today because of that reason.

  6. Reality Steve· Host0:50

    It's one of my notes. [laughs] Not only is it a half pony, she called it the shih tzu hair.

  7. Juliana DeStefano· Host0:56

    The shih tzu hair.

  8. Reality Steve· Host0:57

    Yeah.

  9. Juliana DeStefano· Host0:57

    Exactly. So.

  10. Reality Steve· Host0:59

    Yeah. Uh, yeah, we will, we will get to, we will get to that. Um, before we jump in, I don't think you went on a float pod the last week.

  11. Juliana DeStefano· Host1:10

    I did not.

  12. Reality Steve· Host1:10

    [laughs] Or went to Aviation.

  13. Juliana DeStefano· Host1:13

    Nope, but- Avi- There was Avi- Aviation Melrose?

  14. Reality Steve· Host1:17

    Yeah, whatever it is.

  15. Juliana DeStefano· Host1:18

    But there were a few other places in this episode that we'll get to that I might go to or I might- [laughs] ... send my husband to.

  16. Reality Steve· Host1:24

    [laughs] Yeah. Um, but one place you did go since last week-

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