The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!
6/4/202626 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age.
Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no.
We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game.
In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down.
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00:00 Introduction
01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession
03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument
05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster
08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No?
10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story
12:30 AMA Questions Begin
13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests
15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names
17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster
20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes
22:15 More AMA Questions
24:45 Final Thoughts
26:19 End
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First 90 secondsPeter Crouch· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Bigger the airport, like, the, the more- Bigger the problem? Yeah. Big spill, big deal. [laughs] I was screaming, saying the filthiest things I've said in my entire life to get him to finish so I could go to bed.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:12
Fuck.
Peter Crouch· Host0:12
I sent a message to Abby's mom.
Gary· Panelist0:14
What, a spicy one?
Peter Crouch· Host0:15
It was, it was along the lines of a beaver, aubergine, squirting emoji.
Gary· Panelist0:19
[laughs] [laughs] Casual way you've said that, as well.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:22
Oh, God, Pedro.
Peter Crouch· Host0:24
[upbeat music] Obrigado. [laughs] Hi, if you're enjoying this content, then please like and subscribe.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:32
Ask me anything.
Peter Crouch· Host0:34
Trevor. Hello, and welcome to, um, the Therapy Crouch with me, Peter Crouch. This is Abby Clancy as well.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:41
Why are you taking my line?
Peter Crouch· Host0:42
'Cause you are just too... You just... Every waking... Every minute of a break- Pete, I've got people- You go on the phone. Every single break ...
Abbey Clancy· Host0:49
people need decisions. People need decisions.
Peter Crouch· Host0:52
We need decisions. The... Our people need you.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:54
[laughs] I'm here.
Peter Crouch· Host0:55
Be present.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:56
I'm present.
Peter Crouch· Host0:57
It's your sixth finger now.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:59
Sixth finger?
Peter Crouch· Host1:00
Yeah, that phone is your sick... It's an, it's just an extension. It's like an ex- another one. [laughs] It's never off it.
Abbey Clancy· Host1:07
Okay. Well, I'm only... I'm not doing anything selfish. I'm just trying to give some- We want you.
Peter Crouch· Host1:13
We don't want the back of the phone.
Abbey Clancy· Host1:15
All right.
Peter Crouch· Host1:16
All right.
Abbey Clancy· Host1:16
I hear you.
Peter Crouch· Host1:17
Do you hear me?
Abbey Clancy· Host1:17
I'll take that on board.
Peter Crouch· Host1:18
Do you hear me?
Abbey Clancy· Host1:19
Yes.
Peter Crouch· Host1:19
Having said that, I'm gonna go into my phone for a second. [laughs] Only because I've put, I've put in my, my pod notes a few things.
Abbey Clancy· Host1:27
Oh, yeah.
Gary· Panelist1:28
Yeah.
Peter Crouch· Host1:28
Um, I don't know if we're getting old