The Summer Bears Came For The Winter
12/15/20251 hr 10 min
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
100%. Cheers.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:03
(glasses clinking) (laughs) Hey, everybody, and welcome to the Winter Bears?
Chris Distefano· Host0:09
Look at us.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:10
Wow. (laughs) (laughs) Wow. They are r- we thought they were phoning it in in the summer.
Chris Distefano· Host0:15
Yes.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:15
But n- this is a ne- this is the next level, folks.
Chris Distefano· Host0:18
Get ready.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:19
(laughs) Tom is just in the room over there.
Chris Distefano· Host0:21
Yes.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:21
He's just over there having coffee. And we wanna be clear, we will never do this show full-time.
Chris Distefano· Host0:27
Never.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:27
Never.
Chris Distefano· Host0:28
It's not gonna happen.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:29
And, and we did, we thought we were doing a horrible job last time.
Chris Distefano· Host0:33
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:33
You are in for four of the most phoned-in episodes- Yes. ... you have ever experienced in your lives. And we don't give a fuck.
Chris Distefano· Host0:39
Truly.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:40
That's the beauty of this. This is like, okay, last epis- last, the last summer, it was like when your, your parents have a work trip- Mm-hmm. ... so they have to get a babysitter to watch you. This is just, now your parents are on benzos in the pool- (laughs) ... and they've just hired a maid to look at you.
Chris Distefano· Host0:57
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:57
We're your, we're, we're just like a, a, a babysitter because your parents are sick of looking you in the face.
Chris Distefano· Host1:03
100% two th- and I'm, I'm speaking for you, Stavy- Please. ... but I believe, I believe that you'll agree with me, two things I'll never do in my life, this podcast full-time- (laughs) ... or Bert Kreischer's comedy cruise.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:14
(laughs) (laughs) All right, listen. Yeah, the cruise is tough. I can't.
Chris Distefano· Host1:20
(laughs) It's just, I got an offer for it, and the answer is a resounding no, and it always will be. (laughs) I'm not getting on a boat- A boat. ... with Bert Kreischer.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:28
A boat is one step too far.
Chris Distefano· Host1:29
Y- yeah.