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Bad Friends

The Slow Clap

4/6/20261 hr 16 min

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Clips

Bobby quits smoking (day two)
Andrew’s plea to quit
Tarantino vs. Arquette debate
When context doesn’t fit
Receipts on screen-time claims
No-filter dating app idea
The Margaret Cho intro joke
Bobby apologizes to guest

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Andrew Santino· Host0:00

    Hey.

  2. Bobby Lee· Host0:00

    Hey, guys. I believe our Patreon is the best in the business. We do- It's number one ... we, we release things that we cut out of the show.

  3. Andrew Santino· Host0:07

    Yeah, stuff that you can't get on the show- Exactly ... you're gonna get on Patreon. And along with the fact that we've always been putting out episodes that are ad free on Patreon.

  4. Bobby Lee· Host0:14

    We're constantly filming.

  5. Andrew Santino· Host0:15

    When we're constantly filming.

  6. Bobby Lee· Host0:16

    Yeah.

  7. Andrew Santino· Host0:16

    And also, Makone has put together a bunch of, uh, the docuseries of us tours and on the road. We just released London and Dublin, which combined is two hours and 40 minutes of more Bad Friends content.

  8. Bobby Lee· Host0:27

    So for a full month, you get 70- One full month ... one full month, you get 70% off- Yeah, sign up- ... for new members ...

  9. Andrew Santino· Host0:33

    gets 70% off. The new members, you're gonna get 70, seven-zero, 70% off for new sign-ups to the Patreon, so go to, uh, patreon.com/badfriends and check that out today.

  10. Bobby Lee· Host0:44

    Yep.

  11. Speaker 2· Soundbite0:44

    You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

  12. Andrew Santino· Host0:47

    A white dude and an Asian dude.

  13. Speaker 2· Soundbite0:50

    You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends.

  14. Andrew Santino· Host0:56

    Last night.

  15. Bobby Lee· Host0:57

    Night. Well, [laughs] dude.

  16. Andrew Santino· Host0:59

    I fell in love with you last night.

  17. Bobby Lee· Host1:02

    Love with you last night. Last night.

  18. Andrew Santino· Host1:03

    You look good today. Your hair looks good.

  19. Bobby Lee· Host1:05

    That's- You look good ... really.

  20. Andrew Santino· Host1:06

    You look smooth.

  21. Bobby Lee· Host1:06

    Interesting, because, um- Smooth, baby Asian boy.

  22. Andrew Santino· Host1:10

    Baby Asian boy.

  23. Bobby Lee· Host1:12

    So he- Baby. We're at... Okay.

  24. Andrew Santino· Host1:14

    Go ahead.

  25. Bobby Lee· Host1:15

    At the Comedy Store last night.

  26. Andrew Santino· Host1:16

    Yeah, at the Comedic Store.

  27. Bobby Lee· Host1:18

    [laughs] Dude, already dude, already.

  28. Andrew Santino· Host1:21

    We were up there selling jokes.

  29. Bobby Lee· Host1:23

    Already. Already, dude. Already, dude.

  30. Andrew Santino· Host1:24

    I'm just you from last week.

  31. Bobby Lee· Host1:25

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughs] Already, dude. Already, dude.

  32. Andrew Santino· Host1:27

    I'm you from last week.

  33. Bobby Lee· Host1:28

    Yeah? I'm you from, from three years ago,

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