The Ruptured Testicle vs. The Fractured Testicle | Hour 1
7/22/202642 min
"Let me say that again: We're the Minnesota Timberwolves."
Chris Cote is sitting AND standing by his report that LeBron will join the Miami Heat, even though it's now been 48 hours since he said it would happen. Then, a purposefully-bounced throw, Dan's inability to remember Zaslow's drive with a tuna sandwich, and the horrible stories of several ruptured testicles in Major League Baseball.
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First 90 secondsMike Ryan· Host0:00
Summer is pretty much my favorite time to be a sports fan. The biggest soccer tournament of the summer just wrapped up. Baseball's on every night. Racing never takes a weekend off. And my calendar basically revolves around first pitches, green flags, and whatever game everybody's texting about. I realized I'm the MVP of my group. I'm always the friend that says, "Hey, I've got it. I've got a place. I've got some ice cold Miller Lites. I got the TV. I got a big comfy blue leather couch. Come on over." That's the behavior of a Miller time MVP. I almost never watch the big ones alone. I'd much rather be with my friends. And if I am alone, we're texting. We're sipping on our Miller Lites, toasting the day, toasting the big games. For me, Miller Lite is just a part of a big game routine. It's brewed for taste with simple ingredients. Clean, refreshing, and easy to drink, especially in the Miami heat. It's a true American pilsner, and the original light beer since 1975. An all-American summer starts with an all-American beer, Miller Lite. Go to millerlite.com/dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
Paris Hilton1:16
[upbeat music] Hey, babes. It's Paris Hilton. So I was checking my points balance in the Hilton Honors app the other day, and yeah, I've got about a billion, which feels excessive, even for me. Just kidding. You can never have too many Hilton Honors points.