The Pettiest Breakup Revenge

Ryan Jon· Host0:00

He cheated on me Fuck him He ironed his work shirts and he ironed his going out tops. He was very particular about that. So I put diluted pee in his iron.

Toni Lodge· Host0:08

Ugh. How do you even come up with that? [beep] I'm Joanna from the Hollywood Hills, Northern Ireland.

Ryan Jon· Host0:15

Hi, this is Grammy Tammy from Vineyard, Utah.

Toni Lodge· Host0:19

Hi, I'm Hannah from Rellingen in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. And I approve this podcast. And I approve this podcast.

Ryan Jon· Host0:25

[upbeat music] Welcome to the Tony and Ryan Podcast. This is doctor, author, best-selling doctor, author Tony Lodge, who's doing a fish bum face.

Toni Lodge· Host0:44

Fish bum face. This is Ryan, my best friend.

Ryan Jon· Host0:47

Lovely to be here. And I know it makes no sense what I'm about to say, 'cause podcasts aren't live and they get uploaded at the same time every day, but, uh, sorry for the delay in recording.

Toni Lodge· Host0:57

Sorry.

Ryan Jon· Host0:57

I sat down 10 minutes ago and Tony goes, "You know how you just had a steak sandwich with chimichurri?" I said, "Yes." She goes, "There's a lot of stuff in your teeth."

Toni Lodge· Host1:04

And he goes, "Oh, here?" And I went, "Yeah, and ooh."

Ryan Jon· Host1:07

[laughs] [laughs] Yeah, there, but also there, there, there, and there.

Toni Lodge· Host1:10

But also between every tooth. And you were like... You know when you try and like... with your tongue?

Ryan Jon· Host1:14

Mm. With my tongue I was like, "It needs like a floss or a f- like-" Yeah ...

Toni Lodge· Host1:17

you need to get in there Right.

Ryan Jon· Host1:18

So I'm gonna go upstairs- Yeah ... and go full toothbrush- Yeah ... and just an A1 reset Full drill.

Toni Lodge· Host1:22

Yeah.

Ryan Jon· Host1:22

[laughs] An A1 reset. Just, "Nah, there's-" Back to the starts Which teeth? And you just go, "All of them."

Toni Lodge· Host1:27

Yeah. No, I love that for you. I've eaten