The Perth Bingo Card
6/21/202635 min
Diet Coke shortage - Toni's voicemail - Triple J TARPer - love ya!!!!!
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First 90 secondsToni Lodge· Host0:00
I'm standing in the line waiting to check into my flight, and I hear this. Oh, good on you, mate. Thank you. Guess who was in front of me in the line?
Ryan Jon· Host0:07
[upbeat music] Oh, shit, I forgot to say that. [laughs] I was about to say that. This whole time I was like, "Did you see [beep]?"
Speaker 3· Soundbite0:13
Hi, my name is Elizabeth. I'm from Brisbane, Australia. Hi, I'm Kate from London, innit?
Speaker 4· Soundbite0:18
And this is Goldie from Pemberton, BC, Canada. Hi, I'm Morgan from Hanna, Alberta, Canada. And I approve of this podcast. And I approve of this podcast.
Speaker 3· Soundbite0:28
And I approve of this podcast.
Toni Lodge· Host0:29
[upbeat music] Well, I'm about to be insufferable for four hours.
Ryan Jon· Host0:43
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan [laughs] Podcast. And can we keep- Did anyone hear that? Can we keep that in where Tony said- [laughs] ... I'm about to be insufferable all day.
Toni Lodge· Host0:50
And also probably a video.
Ryan Jon· Host0:52
Yeah.
Toni Lodge· Host0:52
Maybe I'll just write that down.
Ryan Jon· Host0:53
Tony's gonna be insufferable all week, 'cause she's wearing a collar.
Toni Lodge· Host0:56
Yeah, yeah.
Ryan Jon· Host0:57
She's holding a coffee. She feels very grown up, and she's just walked in and said cabbage is in the top five vegetables you can have, and I could- No, my favorite top five. Oh.
Toni Lodge· Host1:06
It doesn't have to be everybody, but I think it... Nah.
Ryan Jon· Host1:08
Oh, you've just really come in with the worst take I've ever heard. The softest s- you know, that take is worse than cabbage.
Toni Lodge· Host1:15
Take that back, Matt, yeah.
Ryan Jon· Host1:18
No.
Toni Lodge· Host1:19
No, you need to take that- 'Cause it's wet and slimy, and the more you cook that take, the shitter it gets. Nah. Do you know what's crazy about cabbage?
Ryan Jon· Host1:26
[laughs] Mm-hmm.
Toni Lodge· Host1:26
No one's fucking said that ever. [laughs] But similar- S- nothing.