The Paul Rudd Episode
5/19/202650 min
People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2021 Paul Rudd comes over. The ageless man. America’s sweetheart. Ant-Man. Jobin. A man who has been in basically every classic comedy movie from our lifetime. We talk about acting, candy, anxiety, Marvel abs, Antiques Roadshow, whether Paul ever gets mad, and the best possible thing to say when your friend’s movie is bad. Thanks for watching. We respect you!
What happens:
0:00 intro
0:27 cracking skulls
2:56 people’s sexiest men alive
4:03 ant-man abs
5:46 candy
6:23 teeth
8:18 the ageless man
8:58 pressure to be extroverted
10:57 does paul rudd ever get mad
12:13 benny cab stories
17:44 clueless
22:00 friendship
24:15 wanderlust / our idiot brother
25:31 paul’s perfect day
29:21 foods you discovered late in life
30:15 paul’s dying meal
30:59 police encounters
33:39 getting punched in the face
36:00 when your friend's movie sucks
36:41 watching yourself
40:31 i love you man
41:20 jobin
41:37 shayeb
44:20 future goals
45:20 anxiety
46:20 antiques roadshow
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsbenny blanco· Host0:00
[singing] Paul Rudd. [singing] He's a stud and not a pug. [laughs] A pug, like, [singing] stud and not a pug. [laughs] [singing] We love our friends.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:19
[singing] Those looks will always get you out of the mud.
benny blanco· Host0:23
[laughs] Looks? I don't think Paul Rudd is like- Shh, let's talk about it. [laughs] You with us? [clears throat] Yeah.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:34
Is everything okay?
benny blanco· Host0:36
No, but it's fine.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:38
What happened?
benny blanco· Host0:38
It doesn't matter. Um- Well, whatever your situation is, could it improve with a Mango Pineapple Refresher from the McCafe at McDonald's? It would have to be very delicious.
Dave Burd· Host0:50
You ever get a text... I feels like he got a text and just was like- He was sucked ... deliv- something bad happened.
Kristin Batalucco· Host0:54
You were sucked into the vortex of your screen right there.
benny blanco· Host0:57
It worked. The bobas worked.
Dave Burd· Host0:59
So it's good.
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:00
Did you know it has caffeine?
Dave Burd· Host1:01
I, I, I heard.
benny blanco· Host1:02
It's just a light amount of caffeine, just the right.
Dave Burd· Host1:04
We don't even have to oversell this thing, even though I do think it's really underappreciated how good- S- ... the drinks are at McDonald's ...
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:10
so good.
benny blanco· Host1:11
Me, you, Paul skydiving.
Dave Burd· Host1:14
No.
benny blanco· Host1:14
Why?
Kristin Batalucco· Host1:15
You won't go on an airplane.
Dave Burd· Host1:16
Yeah, what kind of- I would go on the airplane.
benny blanco· Host1:18
I'm not scared of going on the airplane. I love roller coasters. I love all of that.
Dave Burd· Host1:21
I don't understand what- What are you talking about? ... you're talking about. You've- I don't like being in the air for an extended period of time, but just going up 9,000 feet, getting, jump- jumping out a airplane.